by Bob Scattergood.
Contact: fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
5th September 2025
The FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB is back, although it never really went away, it was just a brief “information plip”, which means smaller than a blip, but larger than a hiccup, the Friday Lunch Club (MOPP) is back in full swing this Friday, starting at 10am in the village Hall. Leading the return charge is none other than local travel extraordinaire Ray Young, who will once again regale members with tales of his globe-trotting adventures. Rumour has it he’s been to more countries than most of us have had hot dinners, though with Alsace Pork Casserole and tagliatelle on the menu this week, members may finally catch up. And speaking of hot dinners, dessert promises to defy gravity with a pineapple upside-down cake that’s been described as “posh but playful.”A gentle reminder for TFLC members who rely on transport: if you’re planning a daring expedition of your own (such as staying home), please let Annette know so she can cancel your carriage. She’s on hand at 07703585329 – operators are standing by, well, one operator, but she’s excellent! So dust off your cutlery, fasten your seatbelts, and prepare for another culinary and cultural journey courtesy of the Friday Lunch Club.
This Sunday, September 7th at 11 a.m., ST ANDREWS will be pulling double duty with their usual Sunday Morning Praise and their annual Harvest Festival. That’s right, it’s worship, hymns, and tins of soup all rolled into one joyous package. Parishioners are warmly encouraged to bring along “store cupboard” essentials to help stock the Ore Salvation Army Foodbank. The Rev assures everyone that no offering is too small, though please resist the temptation to donate half a packet of custard creams or the last teabag rattling around your cupboard. So come along, sing your heart out, and remember: nothing says harvest spirit quite like handing over a tin of baked beans for a good cause.
There’s a lot going on down at the DROP IN SOCIAL HUB, better known as DISH. Every Monday between 10am and 4pm, the Village Hall transforms into a buzzing hub of chatter, tea, and a two-course lunch that could tempt even the fussiest of eaters. Locals pop in for a social natter, tech support, and advice ranging from fire safety to spotting the latest scams. Think of it as a cross between the Citizens Advice Bureau, a café, and your gran’s living room, but with fewer doilies. And a bit of advanced notice, they are holding a Macmillan Coffee Morning onMonday 29th September. Tea, coffee, and more cakes than you can shake a fork at! Organisers say “If you bake it, we’ll eat it”. So if your Victoria sponge is legendary, or even if your fairy cakes sink a bit in the middle, they’ll still go down a treat. All proceeds will go to Macmillan Cancer Support, so guilt-free second (and third) helpings are positively encouraged.
Clear your diaries, cancel your yoga, and hide the good glassware, because the FAIRLIGHT WINE & SOCIAL CLUB is assembling once more on Monday, September 8th at 7.30pm in the Village Hall. This crack team of social sippers meets on the second Monday of every month to share entertainment, good company, and, occasionally, to remember what month it actually is. New members are always welcome, yes, even if you don’t like wine. Though, with this month’s star event being a wine tasting session led by the legendary Trevor Lewing, you may feel a bit left out if your idea of fine dining is a can of Fanta and a packet of Quavers. Trevor, renowned for his encyclopaedic knowledge of wines and his ability to pronounce “Châteauneuf-du-Pape” without injuring himself, will guide the group through an evening of sophisticated sniffing, swirling, and pretending not to swallow too quickly. Membership is a mere £15 a year, which works out cheaper than a decent bottle of plonk from the Co-op, and infinitely better for your social life. Those interested should contact Trevor directly at trevor.lewing@btinternet.com.
And keeping on the subject of Trevor, he has been declared the busiest man in the parish (and possibly the South Coast), as his now-famous “FAIRLIGHT OUTINGS” continue to cause more excitement than a free round at the village pub quiz. His latest triumph? A coach trip to Eastbourne to see Fawlty Towers this October. Tickets sold out faster than you can say “Don’t mention the war!”- leaving many residents waving their cheque books in despair. But don’t despair entirely. Rumour has it that if you sidle up to Trevor with enough charm, or possibly a Victoria sponge, you might just snag a last-minute cancellation. Want to stay in the loop? Future adventurers are advised to get their names onto Trevor’s closely guarded contact list. To join, send a polite message to: trevor.lewing@btinternet.com
Hot on the heels of their action-packed August, Fairlight’s unstoppable youth squad, ACTIVATE are back in the news again. Their club nights kick off Wednesday 10th September, running from 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. – and the excitement is already fizzing louder than a shaken can of cola. All youngsters aged 9 and up are invited. Activities remain shrouded in mystery, but past reports suggest a heady mix of games, snacks, laughter, and the occasional heroic dodge-ball move. Organisers say you can book your spot by emailing youthclubactivate@gmail.com, but in true ACTIVATE fashion, you can also just rock up on the night. No secret handshake required.
Residents of Fairlight are this week grappling with a tragedy of moderate inconvenience after the village’s iconic red letterbox at the bottom of Battery Hill was found suffocating beneath a black bin liner. Once a noble sentinel of postal heritage, the letterbox now resembles either a DIY Halloween costume or a parcel left out in the rain. A scrap of taped paper flaps in the wind, bravely announcing it is “out of action”- as though the whole village hadn’t already noticed. Royal Mail insists this is no disappearance but an exciting work in progress upgrade. The replacement postbox will, apparently, boast a super-sized mouth for larger parcels, complete with a drawer system and a flashy barcode scanner. Proof of posting can even be demanded via the Royal Mail app, which has finally discovered Fairlight has 4G coverage! But not everyone in Fairlight is convinced. Local whispers suggest more sinister explanations: some believe the letterbox has been abducted by rogue philatelists; others claim it’s gone into witness protection after seeing too many dog-walkers relieve themselves nearby. A third camp simply mutters darkly, “Royal Mail efficiency.” For now, villagers can only gaze upon the bin-bagged relic and wonder: will their beloved letterbox re-emerge, shiny and parcel-hungry, or remain forever encased like a budget Banksy installation? Until then, the bottom of Battery Hill has become Fairlight’s must-see tourist attraction. Bring flowers, or at least a stamp.
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Fairlight has been rocked this week by a crisis of epic proportions: it seems the squirrels are missing. Yes, missing. Vanished. Disappeared into the mysterious void that swallows odd socks and Tupperware lids. The village Facebook page has been ablaze with theories. Some say buzzards have launched a coordinated campaign of squirrel-napping. Others whisper of a secret underground squirrel rebellion, plotting their next move from a shady bunker. A few claimed to have seen them packing tiny acorn-sized suitcases and hitching a ride on the number 101 bus. There’s even one report that they’re all hibernating in the newly covered post box on Battery Hill!
But before we all start drafting “Wanted” posters and calling in David Attenborough, the truth may be far less dramatic. Experts, aka, people who Googled for five minutes, suggest the recent heatwave has simply encouraged our furry friends to take it easy in the cooler shade. Apparently, squirrels don’t enjoy roasting in the sun any more than we do. Who knew? So rest assured: the squirrels haven’t been abducted by aliens, trained by MI5, or formed an amateur dramatic troupe in competition to the Fairlight players. They’re probably just stretched out under a tree somewhere, sipping iced acorn lattes and waiting for the weather to cool down. I know the feeling!
Until next time, have a good week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
29th August 2025
Residents hoping to wrap their week in crispy golden joy are facing a crisis of national importance: DEAN’S FISH AND CHIP VAN is a no-show today (Friday 29). Yes, you read that right. No haddock. No cod. No cheeky battered sausage. Just… salads, sandwiches, or, shudder the thought, home cooking. Panic buying of frozen oven chips has already been reported in the village, while one resident was seen clutching an unopened bottle of ketchup and sobbing, “What am I supposed to do… put this on toast?” But fear not, brave villagers, the famine will be short-lived. The Chip Van returns, grease and glory intact, on Friday, September 5. Until then: stay strong, keep the faith… and maybe defrost that frozen pizza.
Forget trudging round Ikea for “art” – this weekend you can see the real deal in Fairlight, where two local artists are flinging open their studio doors as part of the COASTAL CURRENTS ARTS FESTIVAL. First up is printmaker Annie Soudain, whose Coastguard Cottage overlooks Rye Bay. She turns her surroundings into striking linoprints, collages and paintings, but frankly, with that view, even her washing line would look artistic. Wander over the Firehills, back into the village, and you’ll find painter Anna Wilson-Patterson, who paints everything from seals to camper-vans, complete with local flora and fauna. Both artists also flog calendars, cards and gifts, so you can leave with art that not only fits your budget, it could easily tuck very nicely into your tote bag.Their Studios are open on Saturday August 30th and Sunday August 31st 11am – 5pm. Entrance is free.
If you’re looking for a spiritual top-up this Sunday, don’t head to your usual pew. Instead, parishioners are being politely herded over to St. JOHN’S, in Westfield, where a joint parish Holy Communion kicks off at the slightly-more-sociable hour of 11am. Afterwards, everyone is encouiraged to linger in the churchyard for a picnic. Bring a chair, or at the very least a rug, unless you fancy spending the afternoon sitting on your sandwiches. But the day’s not done there. In the evening, St PETER’S CHURCH plays host to a very unusual visitor: a Patchwork Coat that has walked further than most of us will manage in a lifetime. This coat has been stitched, worn, and marched across the UK by hundreds of people, clocking up 1,500 miles in the name of raising awareness of environmental issues. In other words, it’s the hardest-working garment since Joseph’s technicolour dreamcoat. From 6pm – 7.30pm, locals can pop in, hear the story, and even try the coat on themselves. So whether your Sunday vibe is bread and wine, sandwiches on a rug, or slipping into a legendary jacket, the parish has you covered—literally.
Talking of St Peter’s…….. it was positively buzzing last week as Café Refresh opened its doors for another of its now-legendary monthly coffee mornings. Run by members of St Andrew’s Church, the pop-up café once again proved that caffeine, cake and community spirit make for a winning recipe. More than 20 people squeezed in for tea, coffee and conversation, alongside Caspar the dog, who has become something of a four-legged regular. Guests tucked into a spread of home-made cakes and scones, while Vanessa’s sausage rolls, so famous they may soon need their own postcode, disappeared faster than you could say “seconds, please.” The session had an unexpected VIP flavour too, as local MP Helena Dollimore dropped by to chat with residents, balancing politics with pastries in true British style. The café’s next outing is set for Thursday, September 18, when it will combine with the Macmillan Coffee Morning. Organisers promise the usual menu of warm drinks, friendly chatter and baked goods, with the added bonus of raising money for an excellent cause.
Fairlight residents are being urged to “bee prepared” this coming Monday, September 1st at 2:30 pm, when the FAIRLIGHT GARDENING CLUB gathers at the village hall for what promises to be a hive of activity. Guest speaker Sheila Fellows-Turnbull will be giving a talk on “Beekeeping and Handling Asian Hornets.” With Asian hornets making headlines across the UK, Sheila will explain how to keep calm when things get buzzy, and why running in circles with a fly swatter may not be the most effective strategy. So whether you’re a seasoned beekeeper, a curious gardener, or simply someone who likes to make bad “buzz” puns, come along. You’ll leave knowing more about our stripy friends, and their less-friendly cousins. Refreshments will follow. Honey cake may, or may not, be on the menu.
Grab your boots, polish your belt buckle, and emotionally prepare your liver, because Country Music is stampeding into VINYL NIGHT @ THE COVE. Expect Fiddles hotter than jalapeños, songs about trucks, heartbreak, and… more trucks. So hitch up your wagon (or Uber), and join the fun at 7pm sharp, Tuesday, September 2………..because vinyl waits for no cowboy.
Think the ROYAL BRITISH LEGION is just for ex-Forces? Think again! The Fairlight branch is open to anyone who shares its aims, and at just £20 a year, it’s cheaper than a round at the pub. Members meet on the first Tuesday of each month at the Fairlight Lodge Hotel. That’s this Tuesday, September 2, 10:45am for an 11am start, where there’s a free cuppa, plenty of chat, and the odd biscuit-based bribe to keep meetings lively. The branch works hard on welfare visits and the November Poppy Appeal, but there’s always room for more helping hands, or simply friendly faces who enjoy a natter. To join, call Ron on 01424 814837. Meetings last about an hour… unless the conversation drifts.
Good news for those whose hearing aids have been crackling like a campfire. The heroes from EAST SUSSEX HEARING will be back in the village hall on Friday, September 5, 10am – 12 noon. Yes, they return armed with mysterious gadgets, fiddly tubes, and the uncanny ability to make things work again after you’ve pressed every button to no avail. It’s all part of their mission to keep Fairlight in tip-top listening shape. If you can’t make this village pit stop, don’t panic. They also pop up at Pett Village Hall on the first Wednesday of every month, which means you’ve really no excuse for wandering around with silent ears (or worse, whistling ones). So, if your hearing aid needs more attention than your houseplants, trot along and let the experts work their magic. Who knows, you may even hear the church clock strike again… whether you want to or not.
Important note: this service is for NHS hearing aids only. If yours came in a velvet-lined box, with Bluetooth, surround sound, and a mortgage-sized price tag, this isn’t the pit stop for you. Best take those back to the shop that sold them.
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Residents of our quiet little village were left dazzled this week, not by a meteor shower, not by UFOs, but by something far rarer: clean road signs. The phenomenon began innocently enough when local hero and part-time legend, Wendy Hatch armed herself with nothing more than a bucket of soapy water, a sponge, and the determination of someone who’s had one too many coffees. Her first targets? The road signs of Bramble Way and Fyrsway. After a vigorous scrubbing session, Wendy proudly posted the resulting photos on Facebook. Within minutes, the village erupted. Neighbours who hadn’t lifted a finger since the great hedge-trimming scandal of 2018 suddenly sprang into action, scrubbing their own street signs like Olympic athletes competing in Synchronised Cleaning. The results? Signs so shiny that passing drivers are now slowing down just to admire their reflection. Sunglasses sales in the village have reportedly doubled.
One local Parish Councillor was overheard saying: “We’ve been trying to get people to volunteer for years. Who knew all we needed was Facebook and a bit of Fairy Liquid?” As for Wendy, she remains humble, insisting, “It was just soap and elbow grease… though I’m available for book deals and Netflix documentaries if anyone’s interested.” Village Voice will continue to monitor this fast-developing story. For now, one thing’s clear: Fairlight might not be going down in history for its nightlife, but by golly, its road signs are spotless.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
22nd August 2025
The crew of the PETT LEVEL INDEPENDENT RESCUE BOAT are limbering up for their Annual Open Day, on Sunday, August 24th, between 11 am – 3 pm, a date already described by some locals as “the Glastonbury of Pett Level” (mainly by the crew themselves). With no central funding, these coastal heroes rely entirely on donations, fundraising, and sheer grit to keep saving lives between Hastings and Camber. Once a year, they invite everyone to help, by turning up, eating too much, and possibly dancing badly enough to make the seagulls leave in embarrassment. On the menu: a bar serving beer, cider, soft drinks and the notorious Pett Punch, a beverage so powerful it could probably even power the rescue boat itself! There’s also an all-day barbecue sizzling with the finest local sausages and burgers, plus stalls selling everything from jewellery to dangerously addictive homemade ice cream. Live music will keep spirits high, and conversation challenging, while games, raffles and tombolas offer the chance to win fabulous prizes, or, if fate frowns on you, a lone bottle of pickled onions. And this year, prepare yourselves for the added fun of an Open Day Fun Dog Show. A tail-wagging spectacle with categories ranging from Gold Oldies to “The Dog the Judges Would Most Like to Take Home” (don’t worry — they probably won’t actually take your dog, but just in case, you might want to keep a close eye on the cute fluffy ones). Judging kicks off at 11:30, so bring your canine companion, whether they’re a prize-winning pedigree, a lovable mutt, or simply the kind of dog who believes the show ring is a great place to lie down and lick pretty much everything and everyone. The day will climax with a dramatic live sea rescue display, proof, if ever it were needed, that this isn’t just a bunch of people dressing up in matching yellow jackets, but a highly trained crew, ready to leap into action at a moment’s notice… preferably without spilling their Pett Punch. So, take the family, take your appetite, and take some cash, because every pint, burger and raffle ticket sold helps keep your local independent lifeboat afloat.
Also on Sunday the 24th, locals, visitors, and anyone who just wandered into the village, are warmly invited to join the beloved Sunday Morning Praise at ST. ANDREWS, kicking off at the entirely respectable hour of 11 am. Last week’s gentle request to avoid parking beside the war memorial has been embellished, in true St Andrews style, with diplomacy and fresh new signs. Two new Blue Badge spaces have been installed right next to the clergy’s sacred asphalt territory. (Yes, the Vicar’s spot remains strictly off-limits to all except those with a dog collar or an unshakable belief in divine right of parking.) For everyone else, the legendary “field” remains open for overspill parking. In further church news, on Sunday, 7th September, St Andrews hosts its HARVEST FESTIVAL, a glorious display of marrows, apples, and competitive hymn-singing. Is it too early to mention Christmas? No? OK, on Saturday, 29 November, it’s the Advent Christmas Fair, with table sales, refreshments and enough knitted tea cosies to insulate the village hall. More details to follow… because suspense makes it even more exciting.
For the past four weeks, ACTIVATE’S August Summer Activity Days have turned the normally quiet village playing field into scenes of dancing chaos, tennis tantrums, picnic perfection, and one frankly alarming inflatable assault course, which, sources say, defeated more adults than children. Now, the grand finale looms. This Thursday, August 28th at 11am, the brave and the curious youngsters of Fairlight will descend for a final showdown featuring the noble game of rounders, a treasure hunt of mythical proportions, and a BBQ so mouth-watering that even the sausages have been practising their catwalk strut. Event insiders are warning residents to book quickly as the last two events sold out. Kids are encouraged to bring their competitive spirit, comfortable shoes, and an appetite. The treasure hunt, rumour has it, may involve clues hidden in suspiciously silly places, while the BBQ team has promised at least one sausage-related surprise. (I’ve no idea what that means either, but even I’m excited.) To secure your place in this epic finale, contact Wendy and her merry band of organisers at: familyhatch1@gmail.com oryouthclubactivate@gmail.com. One thing’s for sure: by Friday morning, the village kids will be left with full bellies, tired legs, and stories they’ll be telling until, well, at least next week!
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Last week, our peaceful little village was thrust into the dark ages, also known as “life without Wi-Fi”. For an entire 15 hours (give or take a few desperate minutes of hotspot attempts), residents endured the unthinkable: No social media updates about what Susan had for lunch. No urgent emails from “that one person” who marks everything as high priority. And perhaps most tragically, no Alexa gently reminding us to take our medication. “It was oddly liberating,” said one villager, staring off into the distance like someone who had just discovered sunsets. “I spoke to my spouse for the first time in months. Turns out they’re quite nice.” The blackout sparked strange and ancient behaviours. People were spotted reading physical books, making tea without watching YouTube, and even speaking to neighbours over garden fences. Thankfully, the crisis ended just in time for villagers to resume their most sacred ritual: late-night Netflix marathons. Balance has been restored. The Wi-Fi signal is strong. And Alexa is back to nagging.
Until next time, have a good week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
15th August 2025
If you’ve got your copy of The Observer on Friday morning, then it’s perfect timing! You can still scoot, stroll, or saunter, to St Andrew’s for a very special “Victory in Japan” service at 12 noon today. Prefer to keep your spiritual batteries charging until the weekend? No problem. Just take your bright self, and maybe your favourite hat, to their regular Sunday Morning Praise at 11 o’clock on the 17th.
Last week, FAIRLIGHT PARISH COUNCIL held an “extraordinary” meeting to discuss whether to “express an interest” in buying bits of cliff Rother District Council is trying to offload. The land in question is, wait for it, small parts of the crumbling Fairlight cliff. Prime real estate if you’re a seagull or a landslide enthusiast. The council voted to go ahead and “express interest,” which in bureaucrat-speak means: “We might be interested. Or not. We’ll see. Don’t quote us.” No land was bought. No decisions were made. But interest was officially expressed. It’s a bit like when you say you might go to that party, but deep down, you know you definitely won’t. As always, the highlights of this “cliff hanger” can be seen on YouTube, just search for Fairlight Parish Council.
The village’s most enthusiastic campaigners, VILLAGE PEOPLE, are continuing their crusade on multiple fronts: sewage spills, the looming threat of development on the East Field site, and the ever-entangled saga of the Market Garden project. This week’s cause célèbre? An oak tree. Specifically, a developer’s application to remove a few of its lower limbs. Naturally, the proposal has been met with strong opposition, and, in true village style, a bit of theatrical flair. After the wildly memorable duck-themed protest earlier this year, the group has now opted for woodland chic: dressing as squirrels and badgers to make their views known. Passers-by were treated to the surreal sight of furry activists squeaking their dissent beneath the branches in question. Let’s just hope they never turn their attention to the dog poo situation in the lanes. The costumes required for that protest would be truly unthinkable.
Ladies, clear your diaries and dust off your teacups – this Tuesday you’re in for a treat!
Our very own local legend, Sally Watson, will be at the TUESDAY LADIES CLUB, giving a talk about China! Now, is this China with the Great Wall, pandas, and dumplings… or china with teapots, saucers, and “don’t you dare put that in the dishwasher”? Frankly, I have no idea. And honestly? I don’t care. Because either way, knowing Sally, you’ll be transported somewhere fascinating, whether it’s across continents or just across the kitchen. So pop along for an afternoon of laughter, learning, and a good natter. Tea and biscuits will, of course, be served. The fun kicks off at 2:15 pm in the village hall. For more information contact Carol: carol20th@sky.com or 07967 396 594.
If you think headstones and cemeteries sound like a rather grave topic, think again. FAIRLIGHT HISTORY GROUP returns on Wednesday August 20th at 2:30 in the village hall, with another of its captivating talks, this time featuring Kevin Barnes, whose life’s work revolves around honouring the war dead through the careful restoration of cemeteries and the installation of new headstones on behalf of the Commonwealth War Grave Commission. He was involved in overseeing the most recent restoration of the grave for Lt John Harrison in Fairlight Churchyard. His dedication ensures that the stories of those who served are not buried by time. Kevin brings not just expertise, but some remarkable stories that will leave you both moved and enlightened, and perhaps looking at your local cemetery in a whole new way. Whether you’re a seasoned history buff or just curious, you’re warmly invited. It’s free for FHG members and just £3 for non-members, cheaper than a pint and far more enlightening. For more information (or to confess your historical ignorance), contact Paul, Haydon, or Liz at The History Group.
If you find yourself mysteriously peckish around 10:30 am on Thursday, August 21st, it’s not a coincidence, it’s your stomach reminding you that CAFE REFRESH is back in action. Hosted at St Peter’s Church Centre and run by the ever-cheerful crew from St Andrew’s Church, Café Refresh has become something of a monthly pilgrimage for caffeine enthusiasts, cake connoisseurs, and paperback hoarders alike. Expect proper coffee, home-made cakes and scones that would make Mary Berry weep with joy, and the legendary sausage rolls crafted by Vanessa. Rumour has it she uses a secret recipe, possibly involving a pact with the pastry gods. But it’s not all about the snacks (although, let’s be honest, it mostly is). There’s also a wonderful selection of used paperbacks to browse, borrow, or take home, no library cards or stern shushing required. Whether you’re a regular or a curious newcomer, there’s a seat, and probably a slice of something sweet, waiting for you. Café Refresh: bringing the community together one scone at a time.
Also on Thursday, ACTIVATE is keeping the summer sizzling with their next Summer Activity Day. Starting at 11 am sharp from the Clubhouse on the recreation ground, their plan is to warm up with tennis, swap rackets for bowling balls, and then, because sport builds an appetite, head into the kitchen to cook lunch. Yes, you can earn your meal and eat it too. Local organisers say the day is open to anyone who fancies a go, whether you’re a seasoned player, a hopeless bowler, or simply in it for the food. To sign up, email Wendy at familyhatch1@gmail.com or the ACTIVATE team at youthclubactivate@gmail.com. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, ACTIVATE beloved clubhouse, now in its 40s, is showing signs of age. The team’s next big project is to check whether the roof is still keeping the rain out and the floor is still where it’s supposed to be. They’re appealing for any friendly local surveyors or builders willing to give things a once-over. Payment may not stretch to a luxury holiday, but it will include a well-made cup of tea and a biscuit of your choice, within reason! If you can swing a hammer or spot a dodgy joist from twenty paces, Wendy and the ACTIVATE Team would love to hear from you.
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If you’ve driven along Lower Waites Lane lately, you might be thinking, “Hang on… where have all the potholes gone?” No, they haven’t emigrated, been abducted by aliens, or gone on a gap year, they’ve been filled in, thanks to the hard-working guys of THE LOWER WAITES LANE ROAD MAINTENANCE ASSOCIATION. Bravo Team! Because Lower Waites Lane is a private road, every repair is paid for by the residents who live there and along its many spur roads. The annual contribution is just £30 per household, about the cost of two takeaway pizzas, but without the heartburn. Sadly, fewer than half of residents currently chip in. If everyone did, they could not only keep the road pothole-free but maybe even afford luxuries, like road signs that aren’t leaning at 45 degrees. If you’d like to join the happy band of road supporters, and keep our cars and teeth rattle-free, drop the Association an email at lowerwaiteslane@gmail.com, and help keep the road smooth, safe, and smugly better than the council’s.
If you have any items you’d like included in future issues, send me an email to fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com.
Until next time, have a great week.
Bob Scattergood
8th August 2025
MISSING: The Village Voice — Has Anyone Seen It?
Fairlight has weathered many storms, landslips, power cuts, rogue seagulls with attitude, but nothing could prepare us for the one true calamity: The Great Disappearance of the Village Voice. Last week, as the village gently stirred from its slumber, teacups were lifted, biscuits were dunked, and readers were dutifully thumbing their way through The Hastings Observer, only to be met with a horrifying reality: no new edition of Fairlight Village Voice. Was Bob Scattergood kidnapped by the gardening club in a turf war over tomato-growing tips? Maybe Village Voice was written in invisible ink to encourage imaginative reading. We may never know the truth. But dear villagers, take heart: the Voice has returned. Like a homing pigeon with a degree in local affairs, it has found its way back. Still, if anyone does stumble across last week’s phantom edition, perhaps behind the milk in the fridge or wedged under a cat on the windowsill, please get in touch, I’d love to know where it went!
So, back to business:
Friday Lunch Club Update – The Mystery Edition: If you’re looking for details about this week’s Friday Lunch Club… join the club. There’s not much to tell! Maybe all the excitement from last week’s trip wiped everyone out, I suspect they’re still recovering, possibly with their feet up and a cuppa in hand. That said, MOPP will be open from 10 am this Friday, as always. There will be entertainment, I’m just not sure what. It could be music, could be Morris dancing, could be Dave juggling teabags again, but whatever it is, I guarantee it’ll be something. Meanwhile, Carol & Co. will be back in the kitchen working their usual culinary magic. Fingers crossed for a return to normal next week… whatever normal means around here.
Attention all strategic masterminds, rookies, and anyone who’s ever wondered why the knight moves so weirdly! Fairlight’s very own CHECKMATE Chess Club is throwing open the doors this Saturday, August 9th, from 2 pm to 5 pm at the Village Hall. Whether you’re a grandmaster in disguise or someone who thinks “castling” involves a castle and a wedding, this is your chance to learn, play, and maybe even checkmate your opponents. Beginners are not only welcome, they’re basically the VIPs. No judgment if you confuse the bishop with the queen or accidentally knock over the board in frustration. It’s all part of the fun! For those who want in on the action or just want to watch the intense face-offs (seriously, people get very dramatic), contact Steve, the man with all the answers. Ring him at 07581 305310 or send an email to m0ssr@aol.com.
This Sunday, 10th August, ST ANDREWS Church welcomes worshippers to Holy Communion at 11:00am, offering a peaceful and reflective start to the day, and perhaps a quiet moment to recover from Saturday’s heroic efforts in the garden. A gentle reminder to all attending: please resist the temptation to park on the grass near the war memorial. It may look inviting, but both the daisies and local history would rather be left undisturbed. Kindly use the field parking area after dropping off anyone who might appreciate a shorter stroll. Later in the day, at 4:00pm, head over to St Laurence’s in Guestling for a Choral Evensong led by the ever-talented Steven Page, celebrating St Laurence Day. Expect soaring voices, stirring harmonies, and at least one hymn you’ll be humming all the way home. A special choir is being assembled for the occasion, and singers from Guestling, Fairlight, Westfield, and beyond are warmly encouraged to take part, whether you’re a seasoned chorister or someone who enjoys belting out hymns in the shower. It’s a wonderful opportunity to lift your voice, and possibly your spirits, in harmony with friends, neighbours, and fellow music lovers from across the three parishes.
If you think wine clubs are just for connoisseurs with corkscrews and complex palates? Think again! The FAIRLIGHT WINE AND SOCIAL CLUB will be meeting on Monday, August 11th at 7:30 pm in the Village Hall, offering a merry mix of entertainment entitled Murder Mystery, by Andy Godfrey, and wine is strictly optional. New members are always welcome (the more the merrier, and merrier still after a glass or two). Annual membership is just £13, less than a decent bottle of Merlot! For more information (or to confess you prefer lemonade), contact Trevor Lewing at trevor.lewing@btinternet.com or call 01424 812340.
Hide the desserts and chill the wine, LADIES WHO LUNCH are assembling once again! On Wednesday, 13th August at 12:30 pm, The Fairlight Lodge Hotel will play host to a formidable force of friendly chatter, hearty laughter, and suspiciously good value meals. Expect good company, great food, and only mild scandal. Hats optional, appetite required.
As part of their action-packed ACTIVATE August programme, Fairlight’s Youth Club is serving up a double helping of fun this Thursday, 14th August, and no, it’s not just the sandwiches. Kicking off at 11am, the young folks can expect a lively game of rounders, followed by a dance workshop guaranteed to have even the most reluctant movers accidentally busting a groove. But that’s not all, attendees are being urged to bring a picnic. Sandwiches, sausage rolls, suspicious-looking hummus tubs… it’s all welcome. Organisers are also placing their faith in the Great British Weather, which, at last check, was sitting on the fence with one cloud and a hopeful sun emoji. A polite but firm reminder: any budding dancers or rounders champions under the age of five must bring an adult, preferably one who knows how to open a thermos and tie shoelaces. So pack your snacks, lace up your trainers, and bring your best weather-controlling dance moves. It’s set to be a day full of laughter, lunges, and possibly lentils.
Also on Thursday, the sleepy seaside village of Fairlight is bracing for a creative storm, as the HAPPY CRAFTING GROUP sharpens its scissors and rolls out the glitter at the Village Hall from 2 pm. Whether you’re stitching your way through a cross-stitch marathon, taming a rebellious dress pattern, bending stained glass to your will, or attempting to remember why you thought leatherwork was a relaxing hobby in the first place, this is the place for you. The group offers a large, claw-free zone (pet owners, you know what we mean) where you can spread out your work without fear of paw prints, snack theft, or mysterious sticky patches. Newcomers are encouraged to drop in, even if their project is still in the “thinking about thinking about starting” stage. Advice, encouragement, and gentle laughter are all available free of charge, not sure if the same can be said for the tea. So whether you’re a master maker or a crafting catastrophe, bring your half-finished wonders and join the merry band of like-minded creators. Just don’t ask anyone to untangle your yarn — friendships have been lost that way. For more information Contact Carol on 07967 396594 or Annette on 07703 585329
While some villagers are happily threading needles and glueing things to other things, another band of enthusiasts meets monthly to gaze upward, beyond the rooftops and into the great cosmic beyond. The FAIRLIGHT ASTRONOMERS convene at 7:00pm on the same day, Thursday 14th, in the Village Hall, proving that the only thing brighter than the stars is their shared enthusiasm for all things astronomical. There’s a small entry fee, £3 per person or £5 per couple, mainly to cover the cost of hiring the hall, and not, as some have suggested, to fund a rocket to the International Space Station. For more info, call Chris Smart on 07947 766999.
and finally….
After decades of standing silently in the corner, we’re finally saying goodbye to the village hall piano. It’s been there for as long as anyone can remember, and hasn’t been played for about that long too! Once a proud provider of slightly out-of-tune renditions of Chopsticks, it has more recently served as a very stable table for flyers and forgotten umbrellas. But now it’s time for a new adventure. This noble instrument is looking for a new home, one with someone brave enough to give it some TLC, a tuning wrench, and maybe an exorcism for the ghost of Beethoven living in it. If you fancy taking on this majestic, slightly creaky beast and restoring it to its former glory, or turning it into the world’s fanciest drinks cabinet—get in touch with the village hall team. Farewell, dear piano. You may be out of tune, but never out of style.
Until next time, have a good week
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
1st August 2025
If the phrase “six weeks of summer holidays” fills you with equal parts joy and dread, you’re not alone. Thankfully, ACTIVATE YOUTH CLUB is stepping in with a weekly escape plan for kids, and a sanity-saving breather for parents:“Summer Activity Days” – just £2 a session, and worth every penny. Hosted every Thursday at the clubhouse on Fairlight’s recreation ground, the series promises a dazzling mix of entertainment for kids of any age, including an inflatable assault course, games, crafts, and possibly a few overly competitive rounds of tennis. Week one launches with a bang, and possibly a few inflated collisions, as kids tackle the inflatable assault course, unleash their inner Picasso’s at the craft table, and inhale BBQ hot dogs at speeds not recommended by the British Medical Association. “It’s the perfect way to let the kids burn off energy,” said one local mum. “Preferably all of it.” Organisers say the events are designed to keep young people active, social, and off their screens, at least until they’ve Instagrammed their paper mache masterpieces or TikToked themselves hurtling through the obstacle course.
So if you’re staring down six more weeks of summer holidays with a growing sense of parental panic, fear not. Help is at hand, and it smells like slightly burnt sausages.
To sign your child up or just send a glowing thank-you email, contact: {{{9LVR-MEsoI}}} or familyhatch1@gmail.com
While the kids are burning off steam on bouncy castles, the grown-ups can indulge in a different kind of summer therapy, the warm crackle of vinyl and the sweet hum of nostalgia. Yes, VINYL NIGHT @ THE COVE returns this Tuesday, August 5th, offering a stylish sonic trip down memory lane. According to the venue’s Facebook page, local vinyl enthusiast Henry, known by many as Fairlight’s unofficial record store clerk without a store, will once again be manning the decks. However, Henry is reportedly still agonising over which artist to headline the evening’s soundtrack. Word on the street is that it’s down to a shortlist of David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Genesis, a decision that could spark friendly pub debates well into the evening. The fun kicks off at 7pm, and everyone is welcome, whether you’re a die-hard audiophile, a casual toe-tapper, or just in it for the company and a pint. So dust off your band T-shirts, warm up your air guitar, and get yourself down for an evening of classic tunes and good cheer.
FAIRLIGHT’S FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (aka MOPP) – ROAD TRIP ALERT!
Pack your sun hats, comfy shoes, and spending money, they’re off again! By popular demand, and possibly the lure of cake, the good people of MOPP are heading back to the Hillier Garden Centre near Eastbourne. It’s got it all, a garden centre big enough to lose a few members in (don’t worry, they’ll do a head count), little shops with big temptations, and a restaurant that understands the importance of a proper slice of cake. Departure is at 10:30am sharp from the Village Hall, don’t be late or you’ll have to run after the coach, and return to the village, around 4:00pm, just in time for that all important afternoon nap. Normal MOPP fun resumes next week, assuming they haven’t all run off to open garden cafés of our own.
Also on Friday August 1stat St Peter’s – Women’s Fellowship. Join them for an inspiring and fragrant afternoon at St Peter’s, where guest speaker Dale Bowen will be dazzling us with his talk: “Floral Art – Two Makes One”. Expect creativity, colour, and probably a few laughs! The fun starts at 2:30 pm. And you’re looking for a spiritual boost, just a gentle stroll up the hill, St Andrew’s will be holding its usual Morning Praise service on Sunday, 3rd August, 11:00am, all are welcome, as always.
Fresh off their blooming success at the Annual Garden Club Show, where pride was high and flower arrangements higher, the unstoppable FAIRLIGHT GARDEN CLUB is on the move again! This time, the green-fingered gang is heading to Friary Gardens on Monday, August 4th, for what’s being described as a “talk and walk”, or as some members have dubbed it, a stroll with a side of wisdom. Friary Gardens is no ordinary plot, it’s a vibrant, community-powered social enterprise where disabled adults grow everything from veg to confidence. It’s heart-warming, inspiring, and likely to make at least three visitors suddenly “remember” they meant to do something similar with their own back gardens last spring.
PARISH COUNCIL: Last week, before the councillors dashed off for their well-deserved summer break, the Fairlight Parish Council held its latest meeting, and yes, it was recorded again! You can now watch the full epic in glorious technicolour on YouTube. Just search “Fairlight Parish Council Meeting”, and, unlike Netflix, no subscription is required.
All past episodes are also available, so binge-watch responsibly. But if you’d rather not spend an evening watching people discuss municipal benches, here’s your lightning-fast recap. Warning: Spoiler Alert! The parish continues its quest to become the Riviera of rural seating, with more benches being added to the already impressively smart collection. Whether for rest, reflection, or simply pretending to tie your shoelaces while listening to birdsong, there’s a spot for you. Waites Lane bus stops are due a bit of TLC. They’ll be cleaned and patched up, but sadly not replaced, because apparently, a new one costs over £13,000. For that price, I’d like to think it would come with a coffee machine and free Wi-Fi.
In breaking infrastructure news, a couple of elderly stretches of footpath in our beloved neighbourhood have begun to show unmistakable signs of midlife crisis. Cracks, creaks, and a touch of water-induced wear and tear have led residents to describe them as “charmingly weathered”, though the footpaths themselves declined to comment. Quotes are being collected and repair options are under serious review, but in the meantime, locals are advised to tread lightly, admire the historical character of the cracks, and remember: even concrete has its breaking point. The age-old debate returned: to cold-call or not to cold-call? The council discussed the ethics and etiquette of those little “No Cold Calling” signs. Villagers will be offered some guidance as to exactly where to stick them!
And the drama isn’t over for local group DISH, which received exactly £0.00 in grants this year. With half the financial year almost gone, the grumbles are still echoing through the village. Watch this space, or, better yet, the next council recording. Did I mention you can watch it on YouTube?
Sewage, Suspicions, and Social Media: Fairlight Boils Over (Again) In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Fairlight’s social media has once again exploded, this time over suspiciously smelly water, suspiciously overflowing drains, and the ever-suspicious Market Garden site. This week, the sleepy village of Fairlight found itself awash, some say literally, with concerns over wastewater, possible sewage leaks, and, of course, the usual flood of Facebook fury. Once again, the finger is firmly pointed at the Market Garden site, which by now must be wondering if it accidentally opened a portal to the underworld. Blamed for everything from dodgy drains, rising damp, the extinction of the dodo, and possibly even the fall of the Roman Empire, the site is no stranger to being the village’s favourite scapegoat.
Southern Water, not wanting to feel left out, also received its fair share of flak. It’s unclear whether the complaints are about the actual water or just the general principle of Southern Water existing, but either way, tradition must be upheld.
Meanwhile, the comment threads have descended into the usual gladiatorial bloodbath: part Shakespearean drama, part pub brawl, and part toddler tantrum. Opinions are no longer debated, they’re fired from cannons. Observers have noted a nostalgic return to the glory days of last year’s social media meltdown, when the Parish Council was metaphorically burned at the stake over something we’ve all conveniently forgotten – ah, the memories. Here’s hoping the storm, both literal and metaphorical, passes soon. Until then, villagers are advised to wear waterproof boots, maintain at least three metres of emotional distance on Facebook, and remember: shouting in CAPITALS doesn’t make your knowledge more accurate.
PARKING! As August is about to drift in with the gentle sound of bees and the distant thump of someone testing their barbecue gas, one thing is absolutely certain: there’s no such thing as a quiet summer in the village, not when parking is involved. Yes, dear readers, the Broadway is once again groaning under the weight of hatchbacks, estate cars, and that one bloke who insists on parking his camper van “just for an hour.” With events popping up at the Village Hall like mushrooms after rain, the limited parking is vanishing faster than a tray of sausage rolls at the WI.
The result? A scene resembling a very polite form of chaos. Cars are tucked into verges, clustered along Waites Lane, and poised perilously near the church footpath. Some drivers are achieving parking manoeuvres so advanced they deserve a round of applause, and possibly even a small plaque.
Of course, it’s not all doom and exhaust fumes. There’s something oddly comforting about the daily parking panic: the familiar mutterings of “Where am I supposed to go, then?”, the ritual of passive-aggressive note-writing (“This is NOT a parking space!”), and the shared experience of tiptoeing through side mirrors like it’s an obstacle course.
Let’s face it, we’re not going to solve this overnight. Unless someone’s hiding a multi-storey car park in their back garden, we’ll have to rely on a few golden rules: Park considerately, don’t block driveways (unless you fancy a stern word and a disapproving look), remember emergency vehicles may need access, and pedestrians, especially the elderly and small dogs in jumpers, deserve a safe path.
So let’s keep calm and park smart. Until next time, happy parking, and have a good week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
25th July 2025
FAIRLIGHT GARDENING CLUB
The last of Fairlight’s big summer events took root last weekend as the FAIRLIGHT GARDENING CLUB hosted its hotly anticipated annual show, and what a blooming marvellous finale it was! Green-fingered members proudly displayed their prized produce and homemade creations across a whopping 29 categories, ranging from sweet peas to sweet chutney, courgettes to carnations, and everything in between. With tension thicker than a jar of rhubarb jam, competitors waited nervously as judges made their way around the tables, poking, prodding, sniffing and squinting, all in the name of horticultural glory. A total of 14 shiny pieces of silverware were up for grabs, and while presentation and cleanliness were key, judges reminded everyone that size isn’t everything, although a hefty marrow never hurts.
There were too many awards to list without risking carpal tunnel, but special congratulations go to Dominic Pitchard, who wowed the panel with his lovely apricots and took home the Golden Anniversary Cup for Best Exhibit in Show. Bravo, Dom, your fruit has made the village proud.
In true British fashion, a thunderous downpour attempted to dampen spirits, but the hardy folk of Fairlight were having none of it. Crowds gathered, umbrellas in hand, for the lively auction of exhibits. Locals were seen making their way home clutching towering floral displays, bags of vegetables, and in one case, a suspiciously large leek that could double as a walking stick. Well done to everyone who entered, whether you went home with a trophy or just a slightly soggy bouquet. As for those with silverware? We hope it’s already proudly perched on your mantelpiece, windowsill, or even the top of the telly. You’ve earned it.
The grass was trimmed, the roses were radiant, and the scones were, let’s be honest, plentiful, and devoured in record time. Yes, FAIRLIGHT OPEN GARDENS has bloomed into a smashing success once again, raising a frankly jaw-dropping £6286 over just two days! Organisers are still watering their hanging baskets in disbelief, as this total far exceeds all expectations. Whether you came for the horticulture or the homemade cake, there’s no denying the event was a floral-financial triumph. A hearty well done to everyone involved. You’ve proved once again that Fairlight doesn’t just grow plants, it grows community spirit too.
HEARING AIDS: If you’re squinting at this article while your better half bellows it into your ear and you still can’t make out a word, don’t panic, help is at hand. The wonderful folks from EAST SUSSEX HEARING are returning to the village hall on Friday, August 1st, between 10 am and 12 noon. If your NHS hearing aid is crackling, whistling, or simply doing its best impression of a silent movie, they’ll sort you out. However, a word to the wise: due to some well-earned holidays, the team will not be visiting Pett Village Hall in August. So if your ears need a tune-up, now’s the time. Otherwise, you might be stuck pretending you heard what your spouse said and nodding at exactly the wrong moment for the next month.
WAKEHAM’S POND FIELD: Just when you thought it was safe to walk your dog past Wakeham’s Pond Field without stumbling into a planning controversy, bam! Rumours are bubbling up like a backed-up sewer (ironically relevant) about a fresh attempt to slap housing on the soggy old field.
Local legend and part-time superhero of the soggy soil, Lorne Smith, has once again donned his wellies and fired off a letter to the good folks at Rother District Council’s planning department. His mission? To find out if whispers of a new planning application are true, or just more hot air drifting across the hedgerows. Never one to leave a good puddle uninvestigated, Mr. Smith has also submitted brand-new evidence about flooding and sewage pollution on the site, just in case the word “Pond” in “Pond Field” wasn’t clue enough. His argument is clear: building houses here would be like pitching tents in a car wash.
This latest splash of evidence supports calls to de-allocate Pond Field from Rother’s shiny new Local Plan, a document that currently treats the field as prime real estate, rather than nature’s overflow basin. The Council’s response is still pending, but the community waits with bated breath and waterproof jackets. One thing’s for sure: the battle for Pond Field is far from water under the bridge.
This Sunday at St Andrew’s. The Revd. Sandi Wickens will lead the usual Morning Praise service at 11:00 am. However, next Sunday, 31st July, there will be a Joint Parish Holy Communion at St John’s, Westfield. More details to follow next week.
FAIRLIGHT FOR SALE! Take a stroll through Fairlight lately and you might think you’ve wandered into an estate agent’s dream. For Sale signs are popping up faster than dandelions, 82 houses and counting! That’s around 10% of the whole village apparently on the move. Why the sudden exodus? Is it the price of fish? The potholes? Too many benches? Aliens? No one seems to know. Local rumour ranges from a mass down-sizing to a secret tunnel to Bexhill. Some say it’s just the natural cycle, others suspect a Netflix documentary is being filmed in secret.
If you’ve got theories, conspiracies, or wild guesses, send them on a postcard (or failing that, an email) to: {{{rJZjR0nOpav}}}. In the meantime, if you fancy moving here, and why wouldn’t you, there’s plenty of choice!
FAIRLIGHT HISTORY GROUP: The Village History Group is on the lookout for aerial photos of the village, yes, you read that right. They’re hoping to get a bird’s-eye view of our leafy lanes, scenic rooftops, and, presumably, the legendary chaos of Broadway parking. Exactly how you’re meant to take these photos is a bit of a mystery. If you’ve got a drone, a friendly pilot, or access to a suspiciously agile pigeon, now’s your moment to shine. Failing that, perhaps there’s an old RAF reconnaissance photo lurking in someone’s attic? If you have any aerial shots, new or old, the History Group would love to hear from you – get in touch with Karen Draper on 01424 814154. Meanwhile, at last week’s gathering of the group, their brave Committee member Julie Marshall took to the floor (despite feeling under the weather) to present her lively and eye-opening talk on “The Knewstub Family and their Artistic Visitors to Pett Level.”
Julie introduced us to the Knewstub clan, art lovers, bohemians, and hosts to some of the most colourful characters of their time, including Augustus John and Jacob Epstein. In the early 1900s, John Knewstub ran the successful Chenil Gallery in Chelsea before relocating his family to Pett Level around 1912, where they fully embraced the artistic lifestyle, nude bathing and all! Yes, you read that right – swimsuits were apparently optional when the Epstein family came to visit.
Looking ahead, their August meeting is set for Wednesday, 20th August, and promises to be just as fascinating, if a little more clothed. Kevin Barnes, Regional Director of the Commonwealth War Graves Commission, will be joining us to talk about the vital and moving work of the Commission.
Meanwhile, the VILLAGE PEOPLE, not the disco group, have been continuing their campaign against the housing development, known as “Market Gardens.” Concerned about the site’s closeness to a stream and what they see as environmental missteps, the group recently took a feathered approach, literally, by dressing up as ducks and waddling around the site perimeter in protest. Quacking for attention, they certainly turned heads, if not policy. Their latest grievances include the trimming, or, as they call it, “limb-chopping”, of a much-loved oak tree and the suspected appearance of Japanese Knotweed, an invasive plant species with a bad reputation and even worse roots.
The developers, for their part, deny the knotweed allegations, presumably without donning any costumes. With the development nearly finished, it’s unclear what the ultimate goal of the protest is now. But one thing’s certain: the battle for Market Gardens is far from over.
Alas, my space here is, so until next time, have a good week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
18th July 2025
Scorching Sun, Stunning Gardens, and Staggering Tea Consumption at FAIRLIGHT OPEN GARDENS! Fairlight was in full bloom and full swing last weekend as the village hosted its biennial Open Gardens event, an affair so popular, tickets sold out faster than a tray of scones at a WI meeting. With the sun blazing and the flowers showing off, hundreds of visitors flocked to see what the locals have been secretly pruning behind their hedges. Emergency ticket printing was required for Sunday, after Saturday saw a tsunami of keen garden-goers who clearly couldn’t resist the combination of geraniums and good garden gossip.
Nineteen glorious gardens opened their gates, revealing everything from picture-perfect borders to suspiciously well-behaved lawn gnomes. Guests wandered through immaculate rose beds, shady arbours, and one garden that may or may not have been designed by a very enthusiastic squirrel.
Although at the time of writing, the exact figure is not confirmed, but organisers were delighted to announce that the event raised well over £5000, which will be split equally between St Michael’s Hospice and the Fairlight Friday Lunch Club, who are reportedly planning an upgrade from custard creams to Viennese Whirls in celebration.
A massive thank you goes out to the garden owners, the volunteers, the ticket sellers and printers who worked overtime, and everyone who contributed to this blooming marvellous weekend. You brought the sunshine, the smiles, and enough cake consumption to register on a seismograph.
But it’s not over yet, with a continuing gardening theme, FAIRLIGHT GARDENING CLUB’S ANNUAL SHOW RETURNS. Forget Hollywood, the real stars are blooming right here in Fairlight! The Fairlight Gardening Club is rolling out the green carpet this Saturday, July 19th, for its 61st Annual Show, and trust me, it’s going to be blooming marvellous.
Taking place in the village hall, this horticultural highlight kicks off early. Exhibitors will have just 90 minutes, from 9:00 to 10:30 am, to stage their masterpieces across 49 categories. Once the last leaf is fluffed and the final dahlia is placed, the doors close for the judges to cast their expert eyes, and possibly their tape measures, over the entries.
Don’t worry if you’re not entering anything, public viewing opens at 1:30 pm, and you’ll have an hour to admire the colourful creations, creative arrangements, and maybe even a comedy-shaped carrot or two. At 2:30 pm, the fun continues with an auction of the exhibits (yes, you can take home that prize-winning marrow), followed by the all-important trophy presentations.
But don’t be fooled by the polished produce, the Fairlight Gardening Club isn’t made up of professional horticulturists. It’s a cheerful bunch of locals who simply love getting their hands dirty and sharing their passion for gardening.
So come along, support your green-fingered neighbours, and enjoy the scent-sational displays. I’ll be back next week with all the winners, tall tales, and triumphant turnips.
This Sunday at the stately hour of 11 am, faithful followers will gather for Holy Communion at ST. ANDREWS, where tradition stands tall and the tea urn works overtime. But while bread and wine will be offered in sacred reverence, it’s also a moment for farewells, and a potential job opportunity for the brave-hearted.
After years of valiantly wrangling calendars, clergy, and the occasional cantankerous photocopier, Jayne Stevens, our Reverend’s PA and heroic Parish Administrator, is taking her final bow. Parishioners across all three churches owe a debt of gratitude for her deft coordination skills, unwavering patience, and mastery of “Reply All.” Jayne’s departure leaves a holy gap in the administrative heavens. If you feel that divine tickle, aka God’s nudge, toward spreadsheets, emails, and answering phones with heavenly grace, this could be your calling. Or if you know someone who possesses both a love of church life and a tolerance for endless coffee, do let Sandi know. This isn’t just any desk job, it’s a calling, a ministry, a chance to unite three bustling parishes under one (hopefully peaceful) office roof.
Until then, the communion wine is poured, the farewells are heartfelt, and the search for a new office saint begins.
QUIZ NIGHT @ THE COVE returns, with the Dream Team Back at the Helm! Mark your calendars, Tuesday, July 22nd is Quiz Night at The Cove, and this time, things are back to normal (well, as normal as quiz night gets!). After last month’s adventurous “guest presenters” edition, with a few creative interpretations of general knowledge, regular hosts Henry & Olivia are back in charge. Expect sharp questions, cheeky banter, and a well-oiled quiz machine running at full throttle.
The fun kicks off at 7:00 pm, giving you just enough time to grab a drink and order your piping hot pizza before pencils hit paper and rivalries reignite. Whether you’re in it to win it, or just in it for the snacks and the laughs, it promises to be a cracking evening.
FAIRLIGHT OUTINGS hits the West End!
Last week, Fairlight Outings, the ever-popular initiative run by Trevor Lewing, treated theatre lovers to a fabulous trip to the London Palladium to see the latest production of Evita. By all accounts, it was a spectacular day and a resounding success!
There’s already talk of another outing planned for later in the year, though details remain tightly under wraps for now. Keep your eyes peeled, tickets for these trips are as hard to come by as those for a Bob & Dec Quiz Night, which is also rumoured to be making another comeback before the end of the year! (you heard it first here).
CLUB NEWS:
FAIRLIGHT FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB Strikes Gold – Gez Gold, That Is!
This Friday lunchtime, the usually serene Village Hall will once again be filled with the comforting clatter of cutlery, the gentle hum of conversation, and the unmistakable sound of musical magic. Why? Because today’s Friday Lunch Club is going up a gear, with the arrival of the musically multi talented Gez Gold.
Now, Gez isn’t your average background strummer. No, this man is a genre-hopping wizard, blending pop, folk, blues, jazz and country into a smooth musical cocktail that’s guaranteed to get toes tapping and perhaps even a few hips wiggling, gently, of course. Think Johnny Cash meets Joni Mitchell in a jazz bar that serves Yorkshire puddings. Whether he’s crooning a classic or reworking a modern hit with his own twist, Gez brings a touch of professional polish and unpredictable flair to every performance. He’s been described as “a musical Swiss Army knife” by absolutely no one, but I’m confident it’s only a matter of time.
But Wait—There’s Food! If your ears aren’t the only thing rumbling, worry not: Hunter’s Chicken is on the menu. This beloved dish is the culinary equivalent of a warm hug from your favourite aunt (the one who brings biscuits). Expect plates to be cleared and napkins to be thoroughly tested. And for dessert? The enigmatic Fairlight Mess. What is it? Where did it come from? Is it legally allowed to be that delicious? I’m not entirely sure, but it sounds like someone left an Eton Mess too close to the Sussex coast and it picked up some character. Cream, fruit, mystery, and probably meringue – what more could you ask for?
OTHER CLUB EVENTS IN THE VILLAGE HALL THIS WEEK:
Monday; DISH 10 am – 4 pm
Tuesday: Step in Time 10 am, Julia Art 2 pm, Table Tennis Club 7 pm
Wednesday: Rise “N” Shine 10:30 am
Thursday: Bridge Club 1:30 pm
Meanwhile, the VILLAGE PEOPLE, not the disco group, have been continuing their campaign against the housing development, now known as “Market Gardens.” Concerned about the site’s closeness to a stream and what they see as environmental missteps, the group recently took a feathered approach, literally, by dressing up as ducks and waddling around the site perimeter in protest. Quacking for attention, they certainly turned heads, if not policy.
Their latest grievances include the trimming, or, as they call it, “limb-chopping”, of a much-loved oak tree and the suspected appearance of Japanese Knotweed, an invasive plant species with a bad reputation and even worse roots. The developers, for their part, deny the knotweed allegations, presumably without donning any costumes.
With the development nearly finished and most of the homes already sprouting up like, well, knotweed, it’s unclear what the ultimate goal of the protest is now. But one thing’s certain: the battle for Market Gardens is far from over.
Until next time – have a great week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
11th July 2025
The moment has arrived. Lawns have been mowed within an inch of their lives, every weed has been removed, and somewhere, someone is having a mild breakdown over a slug-eaten delphinium. Yes, it’s Open Gardens Weekend in the village! If you’re reading this on Friday and still haven’t got your ticket, fret not — there’s still time to dash over to MOPP and grab one before someone else does. Missed that? No problem. Tickets will be available over the weekend from the Marshall’s stand on Waites Lane, or at any of the participating gardens, follow the trail of sun hats and folding chairs. A few notes for our motoring friends: parking in the village remains the chaotic art form it always is. As charming as our winding roads are, most of them were not designed with cars in mind. Please park responsibly. That means not across someone’s driveway, not in the middle of a flowerbed, and ideally not on top of a garden gnome. Also, keep an eye out for pedestrians: there’ll be more people wandering about than usual, many of them staring into bushes and arguing over whether that’s a foxglove or just a tall weed. Oh, and slow down. You’re in the countryside now. Embrace it. Take it easy. Smell the roses (just not too aggressively — they’re sensitive this time of year).
Fingers crossed the weather holds, though this being Britain, I suggest you prepare for either sunstroke or a torrential downpour, possibly within the same ten minutes.
So grab your ticket, dust off your best “interested face,” and get ready to spend a weekend pretending to know things about compost. The gardens await!
CHURCH MATTERS: After last week’s whirlwind weekend of barking, purring, and beautiful harmonies, things are settling back into a more familiar rhythm at St Andrew’s Church. Following the lively Celtish Concert and the ever-popular Pet Service, this Sunday sees a return to tradition with the Morning Praise service at 11:00 am, no four-legged attendees expected this time (well, probably).
Just a short stroll down the hill, St Peter’s Church is getting ready to serve up something a little sweeter. Their much-loved Café Refresh returns on Thursday, July 17th, and you’re officially invited. Drop in anytime between 10:30 am and 12 noon for a cuppa, a slice of homemade cake, and a generous helping of friendly conversation. Whether you come alone or bring a friend, there’s always a seat (and a scone) waiting for you.
FAIRLIGHT PRESERVATION TRUST: It turns out the Preservation Trust isn’t just some dusty committee from the ‘90s with a soft spot for soggy soil. No, they’re the reason many of us still have a back garden instead of a back cliff. While a few residents have decided that the job is done (thanks to the valiant berm holding back the sea like a bouncer at a nightclub), geology has other plans. You see, Fairlight’s cliffs are full of water, and not in a soothing, spa-day kind of way. Add frost into the mix, and bits of cliff start falling off. Things aren’t helped by the drains on Rockmead Road, which have recently been hit by bio-fouling, the polite way of saying they’re a bit clogged and gross. But fear not: the Committee, in collaboration with the council, has already had the pumps cleaned, and this week Team Nicholls has been on the scene figuring out how to give them a good chemical scrub.
Let’s not forget: without the Preservation Trust stepping in back in the ‘90s, Fairlight might look a lot more like a natural swimming pool. Several homes have already been saved, and many more depend on the ongoing efforts to keep the cliffs in place.
Now here comes the serious bit, and I’ll keep it short: the Trust needs more members. It’s just £10 every three years, that’s less than the price of a large coffee and a muffin at most seaside cafés.
To join this heroic effort, email jill.lewing@btinternet.com for an application form. Your house may not thank you, but it also won’t slide into the sea!
CLUB NEWS
FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (MOPP): FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (MOPP): The club is holding its 2025 Annual General Meeting at Fairlight Village Hall, and, like most AGM’s it promises to be mildly thrilling. The excitement kicks off at 11:00 am.
So, what spine-tingling topics are on the agenda, you ask? It all starts with the Grand Reveal of Accounts for 2024/2025. Expect gasps, nods, and possibly a question about “what that mysterious £3:79 was for”. The Treasurer has been spotted clutching a spreadsheet and muttering something about printer ink, so you know it’s serious! The meeting will then move on to the Committee Election Showdown.
Who will step up? Who will step aside? And who will pretend to drop something on the floor when nominations are mentioned? All will be revealed. If you’ve ever dreamed of wielding the awesome power of the biscuit order or commanding the tea urn, now’s your moment.
And finally on the agenda, Member Feedback. A golden opportunity for members to give their two pence (or more) about the year that’s been. Topics may include the optimal texture of shepherd’s pie, and why the chairs seem to get lower, harder, every year.
Of course, no AGM would be complete without the real draw: light refreshments, pointed comments whispered over cake, and the sheer adrenaline of someone asking, “Can we have a quick show of hands?” All members are warmly invited to attend. Bring your opinions, your sense of humour, and ideally, your reading glasses.
After all that excitement, what better way to recover than with a Ploughman’s Lunch and a slice (or two) of Plum Tart?
As for the meeting on August 1st – don’t bother turning up, because there isn’t one! Instead, you’ll be whisked away by coach (think less Cinderella, more keen garden enthusiasts) to Hilliers Garden Centre. Interested? Have a word with Annette – there’s a form to fill in, naturally!
TUESDAY LADIES CLUB: There’s something mysterious afoot in Fairlight… the chairs are being lined up, the biscuits are being nervously rearranged, and the teapot has been put on high alert. Why? Because Pete Allen, local legend, raconteur, and bringer of excellent talks, is back at the Tuesday Ladies Club, and this time, he’s tackling crime.
The July meeting, being held on Tuesday 15th, will feature Pete’s latest talk: “Watching the Detectives”. I don’t know exactly what’s in it, but I suspect everything from Poirot’s moustache to Morse’s pub lunches, and possibly even a nod to that detective who solves crimes by staring meaningfully out of windows.
The meeting kicks off at 2:15 pm in the Fairlight Village Hall. If you’re late, you’ll be forced to sit at the front, which, as we all know, is where the speaker can see if you’ve nodded off. Whether you’re a Miss Marple devotee, a Columbo fan, or just here for the cake, everyone is welcome. Come for the crime talk, stay for the socialising, and maybe, just maybe, solve the mystery of who keeps moving the milk jug.
Not a member of the club, no problem. Guest tickets are just £3, so don’t miss it. It’s going to be a killer afternoon (figuratively speaking… I hope).
WINE & SOCIAL CLUB: Forget Netflix, forget Love Island, the real drama is unfolding in the Village Hall this Monday, 14th July at 7:30 pm, as the Fairlight Wine and Social Club uncorks another evening of merriment, mystery, and Mr. Punch.
Yes, it’s that time again, the second Monday of the month, when villagers of discerning taste gather for an evening that’s part social, part spectacle, and entirely unpredictable. This month’s star attraction? None other than Ray Sparks, aka Eastbourne’s Punch and Judy Man. Ray has spent the last 26 years bravely performing seaside slapstick while dodging flying sausages, crocodiles, and small children armed with ice cream cones. If anyone knows what it’s like to be repeatedly hit with a stick for a living, and still smile about it, it’s Ray.
He’ll be talking you through his journey with the famous puppet pair, in a talk that promises 45–60 minutes of wooden hilarity, with an option to break for questions or, I presume, restorative sips of wine. Possibly both.
Despite the name, the Fairlight Wine and Social Club insists that wine-drinking is entirely optional, although the ability to laugh in the face of puppet violence is strongly encouraged. New members are always welcome (no auditions necessary), and at just £13 a year, it’s cheaper than a round of drinks and vastly more entertaining.
For more information, or to join what may be the only social club in East Sussex where Punch meets Pinot, contact Trevor Lewing at trevor.lewing@btinternet.com.
Come for the wine, stay for the puppets. That’s the way to do it!
FAIRLIGHT HISTORY GROUP: If you think history is all dusty books and stern faces, think again. The Fairlight History Group is back this Wednesday, 16th July, at 2:00 pm. Gather at the Village Hall, where the guest speaker will be Kevin Barnes, none other than the Regional Operations Director for the Commonwealth War Graves Commission, a man who knows more about headstones than your average stonemason with a PhD. Kevin will be lifting the (metaphorical) lid on how war graves across the Commonwealth are located, maintained, and honoured, from grand memorials to the humble, overgrown corners of long-forgotten battlefields. If you’ve ever wandered through a war cemetery and thought, “Who keeps all this looking so immaculate?” – Kevin’s your man.
Members, bring your notebooks. Non-members, bring £3. Everyone, bring curiosity.
OTHER CLUB EVENTS THIS WEEK
MONDAY
DISH– from 10:00am. Start the week right with food, friends, and possibly some very strong tea. What’s on the menu? You’ll have to show up to find out.
TUESDAY
Step in Time – 10:00 am. Dust off your dancing shoes (or just your trainers) and move to the music in this lively dance and exercise class.
Table Tennis Club – 7:00 pm. Bats at the ready! Whether you’re a ping-pong pro or a casual paddle-wielder, all are welcome. No smashing the light fittings, please.
WEDNESDAY
Rise “N” Shine Zumba – 10:30 am. Get those endorphins pumping with a morning Zumba session that will leave you smiling, sweating, and possibly confused by your own feet.
THURSDAY
The Bridge Club – 1:30 pm. Cards, calm concentration, and the occasional heated debate over bidding strategies. Tea provided. Bragging rights optional.
The Airgun Club – 7:00 pm. Precision, patience, and target practice, not your average Thursday night. Please note: targets only. No aiming at anyone who took the last biscuit.
And finally………………
A sinister force is once again lurking in the grass, ambushing innocent ankles and tarnishing our otherwise charming recreation ground. Yes folks, we’re talking about dog poo. And it’s on the rise. In recent weeks, residents wandering around the village have noticed an increase in the number of uncollected canine deposits. Wood Field Recreation Ground, once a paradise for picnics, football, and frolicking Labradors, is now becoming a minefield of mess.
Despite the Parish Council’s thoughtful provision of poo bags (yes, those charming little black sacks that are absolutely free), some owners still seem to believe their dog’s business is someone else’s problem. Spoiler Alert: IT’S NOT!
But fear not. The caped crusaders at fairlightdogpoo@gmail.com (okay, it’s just me, but let’s pretend I have a cape) are firing up another poster campaign. Expect to see some eye-catching signage soon, possibly involving cartoon dogs, bold fonts, and a gentle dose of public shaming.
Look, I get it. Sometimes your pooch picks the exact moment when you’re out of bags, or you’ve already binned your last one and thought you were home free. But let’s all agree: if your dog drops it, you bag it. Problem solved.
Let’s keep our village walkable, our fields frolic-worthy, and our shoes clean.
Until next time, enjoy your week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
4th July 2025
FAIRLIGHT OPEN GARDENS Saturday 12th & Sunday 13th July – 10:30 am – 4 pm
Attention green-fingered folk, floral fanatics, and lovers of a well-placed deckchair, Fairlight Open Gardens is back next weekend, and it’s blooming marvellous! Thanks to generous sponsorship from Just Property, this much-loved village event returns in full colour, with 19 glorious gardens throwing open their gates to the public. Whether you prefer grand old gardens with lawns you could land a helicopter on, or cute little plots just finding their feet (or roots), there’s something for everyone, especially if “everyone” likes tea and cake. Proceeds go to two brilliant local causes: St Michael’s Hospice and Fairlight’s Friday Lunch Club, so while you’re admiring the delphiniums, you’re also doing a bit of good. That’s what I call multi-tasking. To help you explore at a civilised pace, and leave time for seconds at the cake table, organisers recommend you take full advantage of the two-day ticket. After all, there’s a lot to get through: cream teas, homemade ice cream, coffee, cakes, Pimm’s, hot dogs, ploughman’s lunches, mimosa cocktails, and even a bar with wine, beer, and Prosecco on ice. Honestly, it’s less a garden trail and more a deliciously disguised village-wide picnic. Tickets are £10 and cover both days. They include a map, but if your sense of direction is more “wildflower meadow” than “well-trimmed hedge,” just follow the orange balloons—they’ll guide you from garden to garden like cheerful, floating rose buds. “Where to buy tickets?” I hear you calling. In advance from MOPP, Hair Base, Garden Gems Plant Nursery, DISH, or the Gardening Club Trading Hut, or on the day at any open garden, or the marshal’s stand at the entrance to the village on Waites Lane. Alternatively, email the green-thumbed team directly: fairlightopengardens@gmail.com
However, if Open Gardens doesn’t rock your boat, and if your idea of gardening involves flinging compost at things and hoping for the best, fear not, help is at hand. Or rather, at STONELYNK ORGANICS, Battery Hill, Fairlight, where actual professionals know their kale from their courgettes. On Saturday, July 12th, 2 pm – 4:30 pm, the green-fingered gurus at Stonelynk are throwing open their gates (and compost heaps) for an event that promises to help you outwit pests, boost biodiversity, and maybe even grow something edible without crying. Learn how to invite the right creatures into your garden, the bees, the birds, the helpful beasties – and gently discourage the ones that eat everything you love.
They’ll also help you prep for winter, because yes, sadly, it will come again. Probably wetter, probably muddier, and probably sooner than you think. Expect advice, inspiration, and some solid reassurance, that even if your lettuces look like lacework, it’s not the end of the world – just the end of the lettuces! Interested? Book your place now at: www.stonelynkorganics.com
CHURCH MATTERS ST ANDREW’S CHURCH — 6th July 2025, 11:00 am.
In a bold move to bridge the gap between the pew and the paw, St Andrew’s Church is throwing open its doors for a special Pet Service, promising praise, paws, and possibly a little polite barking. Villagers are invited to bring their pets, great and small, fluffy and scaly, chatty or chilled, for a short outdoor service celebrating God’s entire creation, from hamsters to hounds. “You’re welcome to join us for a short service, which celebrates all God’s creatures, great and small,” said Reverend Sandi Wickens. Weather permitting, the congregation will be worshipping al fresco. Attendees are encouraged to bring a chair or blanket, or, if you’re a cat, just sit smugly in the middle of someone else’s picnic rug. Rumours suggest the service may include tail-wagging hymns, meow-meditative prayers, and a few divine dog treats. So, whether your companion is a Saint Bernard or a slightly judgmental goldfish, all are welcome to this unique and uplifting event.
CLUB NEWS
FAIRLIGHT FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB aka MOPP
Locals are once again preparing their appetites and polishing their forks for what promises to be another legendary gathering of the Fairlight Friday Lunch Club, affectionately known to insiders as MOPP (which either stands for “Mystery Of Perfect Peas” or “Munchers Of Peach Pudding”—the jury’s still out). This Friday, tradition is king as the club dishes out that most sacred of British meals: Fish ‘n’ Chips. Sources close to the kitchen hint that mushy peas may make an appearance, but negotiations with the pea supplier remain hush-hush. “We’re hopeful,” said one volunteer, “but mushy peas are a bit like chefs, temperamental and refuse to be rushed.” For dessert, a Peach Crumble will take centre stage, and it’s expected to be drowned in custard, as nature intended.
Musical merriment will be provided by none other than local crooner Ian Williams, who returns by popular demand. Attendees can expect smooth tunes, toe taps, and at least one person trying to dance while holding a forkful of chips.
The fun kicks off at 10 am sharp, and if previous weeks are anything to go by, latecomers may have to fight off Annette for the last spoonful of custard. Consider yourself warned. So, dust off your best cardigan, sharpen your appetite, and get ready for a Friday filled with flavour, friendship, and possibly fish jokes. You batter believe it’s going to be good. (sorry).
TENNIS CLUB
Hidden deep in the undergrowth at the foot of Knowle Wood, a mysterious band of tennis enthusiasts has been discovered, and they want YOU to join them. Operating under the name Fairlight Tennis Club, this friendly outfit claims a booming membership of over 75 people. The club meets on what sources describe as a “delightful, secluded court.” Translation: the perfect place to slice, serve, and occasionally trip over your own shoelaces without an audience.
The club has embraced modern technology with an online booking system at www.courtreserve.com, which members use to schedule games, brag subtly, and spy on each other’s court times.
For those without a racket, fear not. “You don’t have to be Coco Gauff or Novak Djokovic,” reassures long-time member and all-around nice guy Jim Saphin, who also serves as the club’s contact point (tennisfairlight@aol.com). And if commitment gives you the jitters, you’re welcome to ease in by bringing a guest, just £2 per game.
CHECKMATE!
Fairlight residents, brace yourselves, the Chess Club has officially landed, thanks to local mastermind Steve Stewart. The first session kicks off Saturday, July 12th, 2–5 pm, and it’s open to beginners, experts, and everyone who just likes moving horses diagonally (which is wrong, by the way). There’ll be tea, coffee, and tactical tension, all for just £3 a session, cheaper than a latte, and far more satisfying when you get to shout “Checkmate!” dramatically. Contact Steve on M0SSR@aol.com for more details.
PARISH COUNCIL MEETING
In a gripping display of civic enthusiasm, Fairlight Parish Council met late last month for their regular monthly meeting, and yes, it was every bit as thrilling as that sounds. Attendance from the public could best be described as “intimate,” with just a handful of brave souls showing up. For those who thrill at the sound of budget line items and bus shelter updates, fear not: the full minutes will soon be available on the council’s website. Highlights, and I use the term loosely, included the announcement of yet another village survey (because who doesn’t love ticking boxes about the post office and the bin schedule every five years?). The survey, heading your way later this year, will attempt to gauge how residents feel about village facilities and their relative importance on the grand scale of life.
As I reported in last week’s article, it was confirmed that some bus shelters will be refurbished, and there’s even talk of, gasp, a new one. Sitters of the village, rejoice! It’s all part of the Parish Council’s top-secret mission to make the village look less “charmingly scruffy” and more “actually quite nice.” And leading this spruce-up operation is none other than Councillors Geoff Smith and Dominic Prichard, who have both become the Patron Saints of Seating. Geoff and Dom, we salute you—from a newly refurbished bench, of course.
However, in a shocking twist (or perhaps a gentle shrug), the meeting was not recorded on video. Whether this was a technical hiccup or a bold new “anti-transparency” policy is anyone’s guess. Either way, it’s a strange move from a council that once promised to put the “open” in “open government”, and then promptly closed the camera lens.
Next on the council’s social calendar is the July meeting, set for Tuesday, 22nd July. The August meeting has been cancelled, possibly due to the entire council running off to somewhere with better weather and fewer agendas. Until then, Fairlight, stay curious, stay caffeinated, and maybe bring a cushion to the next meeting.
Talking of meetings …………
Don’t forget tomorrow, Saturday 5th July, The Lower Waites Lane – Fairlight Cove – Road Maintenance Association, (Phew!) will be holding their Biennial General Meeting in the village hall at 2:30 pm.
GARDEN WASTE
In what appears to be a radical new approach to organic waste management, a number of residents have decided that Knowle Wood is the perfect place to dump their garden clippings. Several new “eco-installations”, aka suspicious mounds of grass, have appeared around the wood in recent weeks, baffling squirrels, annoying dog walkers, and mildly infuriating the tireless volunteers who do such a wonderful job of maintaining the woods.
Residents are respectfully reminded that garden waste does not belong in the woods, or dumped sneakily behind a tree.
And finally….
Last week, our sleepy seaside village was thrust into a David Attenborough-style nature documentary, as a large and lively pod of dolphins decided to grace our shores, right off Chanel Way, no less. Locals with sea views were treated to what one resident described as “better than anything on the telly, except maybe Bake Off.”
But amidst the oohs, ahhs, and frantic fumbling for smartphone cameras, one particularly excited villager made the bold claim that he had seen an Orca, yes, an actual killer whale, swimming among the dolphins.
“Clear as day!” insisted the spotter, who wishes to remain anonymous (but we all know it was Brian from No. 36 with the massive pair of binoculars). “Big dorsal fin, black and white, I’ve watched Free Willy, I know what I saw!”
However, marine experts and just about everyone else with access to Google have poured a small tidal wave of cold water on the sighting. The only known Orcas to regularly patrol British waters belong to a tiny, tight-knit group called the West Coast Community, and they tend to stick to the far reaches of northern Scotland. It’s a bit like claiming you saw a Highland cow walking down the high street. Possible? Maybe. Likely? Not unless it was wearing sunglasses and licking on a Cornetto! Still, Orca or no Orca, the dolphins certainly brought some excitement to the coast. And for once, the village Facebook pages were ablaze with something other than bin complaints, unwanted bonfires and lost cats. Wildlife experts have encouraged anyone with photos or videos to share them with local conservation groups, or at the very least, double-check them before claiming to have discovered Shamu’s long-lost cousin. Until then, the official position remains: Dolphins, yes. Orcas, hmm… possibly, but only after Brian’s third glass of rosé. Until next time, have a great week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
27th June 2025
Last Saturday, June 21st, the sleepy village of Fairlight was shaken from its genteel slumber and hurled into full-blown party mode as Fairfest 2025 burst onto the scene like a glitter cannon in a library. After months of anxious weather-watching and emergency poncho budgeting, organisers were rewarded with what turned out to be the hottest, sunniest day of the year. Proceedings were officially launched at noon by Fairlight’s very own Andrew Mier, although seasoned festival pros had already begun their warm-up at the bar, limbering up with a pint of something local and possibly experimental. Kicking off the entertainment, the Raven Drummers shook the arena (and probably a few hip replacements) with their thunderous rhythms. Shortly after, the Aeromax Gymnastics Club flipped, twisted, and somersaulted across the field, reminding everyone just how little stretching they’ve done since 1997.
Over in Arena 2, because one arena simply won’t do, dogs competed for glory in the categories of Most Handsome Hound, Most Gorgeous Girl, and Waggiest Tail, which I can only assume was judged by a high-tech “tailometer” or was it that elderly gentleman with good instincts and a rather large sun hat!
Entertainment for kids, and overly enthusiastic adults, included a bouncy castle, donkeys to pat, face painting, and even a miniature steam train, which caused widespread confusion when a few enthusiastic dads tried to commute to work on it Monday morning.
Pett Level’s brave lifeboat team took command of the BBQ, until real-life heroics called them away mid-sausage. While queues lengthened and mild panic set in, they soon returned, spatulas in hand, aprons flapping in the breeze, to rapturous applause and several half-cooked burgers.
As the mercury climbed, so did demand for refreshment. With the bar running low on drinks, emergency booze reinforcements had to be scrambled. A moment of national mourning was avoided, and although details are scarce, I hear it involved a wheelbarrow, a Tesco Van, and a man called Colin, who apparently knows a guy somewhere!
As dusk descended and people re-discovered their shoulders were sunburnt, the marquee transformed into a disco inferno, before local legends The Kytes took the stage and brought the house (well, tent) down with their unique blend of tunes, charisma, and questionable dance moves.
Over the last 15 glorious years, Fairfest has cemented itself as one of Fairlight’s definitive social events, right up there with bin day and the Co-op’s reduced section. The Committee wishes to extend heartfelt thanks to all the incredible volunteers, generous sponsors, valued partners, community groups, and everyone who attended, supported, and spent their time and money to help make the event such a tremendous success.
And finally, a correction: Last week I erroneously claimed that Fairfest was a biennial event. After several stern emails and one passive-aggressive Victoria sponge, I can now confirm, it is indeed an annual affair. So fear not, it’ll all be happening again next year, probably with more shade, and definitely with more booze.
CHURCH MATTERS
ST. ANDREW’S – Authorities (well, the church warden) have confirmed that St Andrew’s Church will be the epicentre of musical merriment and communal casserole this weekend, as Celtic folk duo Nigel Cameron and Julie Cameron-Hall descend with fiddles blazing.
Dubbed the “Celtish Weekend Extravaganza” by exactly no one, the festivities kick off on Saturday, 28th June at 7:30 pm, with the Celtish Concert — an event so moving it might make a bagpipe weep. Expect haunting melodies, toe-tapping rhythms, and at least one person clapping slightly off-beat. Entry is technically free, but concert-goers are advised that a £5 donation is “gently encouraged.”But wait, there’s more! If Saturday doesn’t satisfy your need for spiritually-infused Celtic grooves, then Sunday’s 10:30 am Morning Praise is your encore. Nigel and Julie will also bless the congregation with their musical talents during the service. No need to bring a harp, just your best singing voice and perhaps a sturdy pair of socks (for stomping purposes).
Following the service, there will be a “bring and share” lunch, also known as “The Great British Potluck”, where mystery quiches, legendary lasagna, and no doubt that one salad someone always brings will make an appearance. All are welcome, and yes, that includes the musically curious, the spiritually hungry, and people who just really love free food and vibes. For those who want to stalk the duo in a socially acceptable way, visit their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/celtish.org/
CLUB NEWS
FAIRLIGHT FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (MOPP)
The Friday Lunch Club, fondly known as MOPP (Marsham Older People’s Project), is putting out the call, not just for custard (we’ll get to that later), but for a new Honorary Treasurer to join their merry team. Meeting every Friday from 9:30 am to 2:00 pm at Fairlight Village Hall, MOPP is a lifeline for older residents in Fairlight and beyond, offering good food, great company, gentle exercise, and more laughs than a collapsed Bake Off show stopper! Now, organiser Annette Holmes is looking for someone with a head for numbers and a heart for community. “It’s a great opportunity to give back to the village and help keep this wonderful service running strong,” she says. If that sounds like you (or someone you know), get in touch with Annette at 07703 585329 or mopps.fairlight@gmail.com. No mathematical degree required, just a calculator and some community spirit. Not treasurer material? No problem, new members are always welcome. If you enjoy a cheerful Friday outing with a two-course lunch, entertainment, friendly faces, and even help with transport, MOPP is the place to be. This Friday’s line-up features some gentle chair-based exercises (no Lycra needed, please), followed by lasagne and lemon drizzle cake. Though fair warning: there’s growing unrest about the continued lack of custard. A few bold voices have even mentioned launching a “Campaign for Real Custard.” Carol the cook, consider this your official notice. At its heart, MOPP is more than just lunch; it’s community, connection, and comfort served with a side of cake. Come for the food, stay for the friends.
FAIRLIGHT GARDENING CLUB
It’s a Blooming Busy July for Fairlight Gardeners! As summer unfurls its petals across the village, the Fairlight Gardening Club is entering full blossom, and July is shaping up to be a month busier than a bee on a buddleia. Things kick off on Monday, July 7th, with a special outing to Rotherview Nursery, where gardening guru Wendy Bates will show members how to create stunning, long-lasting trough displays. Expect compost, creativity, and possibly a bit of polite plant envy. But the real showstopper looms just around the corner: the Annual Garden Club Show, blooming into life on Saturday, July 19th. This is the horticultural highlight of the year, with 14 glittering awards across 49 fiercely fought categories, from prize-winning parsnips, to cakes that might cause actual elbowing. If you’re planning to enter (and why wouldn’t you, with a Victoria sponge like that?), you’ll need the official show schedule. It’s your passport to glory and is available at the club’s trading hut, open Saturdays 10 am to 12 noon. If you haven’t picked one up yet, hop to it, just don’t trample the marigolds. Founded way back in 1964, the Gardening Club is now the biggest in the village, and it’s not just about digging and dahlias. For just £8 a year, members enjoy a calendar full of events, visits, friendly advice, occasional soil under the nails, and the right to compete for eternal horticultural fame (and possibly a rosette). New members are always welcome, especially those with a love of plants, pots, or just a good old garden gossip. Want to know more? Ring Cas Barlow on 01424 814229.
THE LOWER WAITES LANE – FAIRLIGHT COVE – ROAD MAINTENANCE ASSOCIATION: – Clear your calendars and brace yourselves for a bit of bureaucracy, because the Lower Waites Lane – Fairlight Cove – Road Maintenance Association (yes, that’s the full name) is holding its Biennial General Meeting on Saturday, 5th July at 2:30 pm in the village hall. Residents and lovers of long titles alike are encouraged to attend what promises to be an afternoon of thrilling updates, mild applause, and possibly biscuits. The agenda? A tour through the Association’s noble struggles with potholes, overgrowth, and mysterious puddles on Lower Waites Lane and its enigmatic spur roads. There will also be the latest gossip, sorry, updates, on dealings with Southern Water, which may or may not involve polite letters, sternly worded emails, and the occasional eye-roll. While the core of the meeting remains admirably civic-minded, there are whispers, distant, hopeful whispers, that a resolution may be proposed to trim the Association’s name to something less likely to cause muscle strain when typed. Perhaps something like “Waites Watchers” or simply “The Roadies.” Stay tuned. Attendance is open to all residents within the Association’s jurisdiction, roughly defined as “anyone who’s ever tried to reverse into a narrow driveway along Lower Waites Lane”. No secret handshake required. So grab your neighbour, bring a pen, and prepare for the kind of event that only happens once every two years, and feels like it lasted even longer.
VINYL NIGHT
Before streaming, before downloads, before your phone could hold a thousand songs and still have room for cat videos—there were CDs. And before CDs? Glorious, crackly, magnificent vinyl records. This Tuesday, July 1st, The Cove pub invites you to rewind the clock and drop the needle for Vinyl Night @ The Cove. This month’s theme: “All That Jazz.” Whether that means smooth saxophones or show-stopping Broadway numbers… well, I’m not entirely sure either. But I am sure it’ll be a great night. Festivities kick off at 7 pm, hosted by resident vinyl enthusiast, Henry, who apparently owns more records than is strictly reasonable. Bring your own vinyl if you’ve got some, or just bring your ears and a love for music with soul (and possibly sequins).
HEARING AIDS
Fairlight’s hearing aid heroes return! Free fixes and friendly advice – No appointment required. Do you hear that? No? Well, you’re in luck, because East Sussex Hearing is back in the village hall once again on Friday, 4th July, between 10 am and 12 noon, bringing their trusty toolkit and a whole lot of kindness for their monthly hearing aid maintenance session.
Yes, it’s that time again when squeaky tubes, flat batteries, and muffled murmurs meet their match – all thanks to a trained volunteer from the fabulous charity, East Sussex Hearing, whose name I’m sworn not to mention, MI6-style. Services include free new tubes for your NHS hearing aids (remember, these little lifelines need swapping out every 4–6 months), a fresh stash of batteries, because even your ears deserve a recharge, and friendly, knowledgeable advice that doesn’t involve yelling or wildly miming the word “HELLO?” But best of all, did I mention, it’s completely free of charge. Though if you feel moved to drop a donation in the pot, you’ll be greeted with gratitude and probably a lovely smile.
However, this service is strictly for NHS hearing aids only. If you bought yours on the black market or found it on eBay, you may be politely redirected. So come on down, get your hearing back in tip-top shape, and maybe even catch a bit of juicy village gossip while you’re at it!
If you can’t make Friday, fear not! The same service also takes place at Pett Village Hall on the first Wednesday of every month, from 10:00 am to 11:30 am. Same charity, same great service, slightly different biscuits. So, whether it’s Friday in the village or Wednesday in Pett, come along and tune up those hearing aids, because “What?” is only funny the first dozen times.
FAIRLIGHT PARISH COUNCIL
The parish council held their monthly meeting earlier in the week; unfortunately, this was too late for inclusion in this item, but hopefully I’ll have the details for next week. However, if you’ve wandered around the village recently and thought, “Hmm, that bench looks suspiciously… upright,” you’re not imagining things. Yes, our trusty old seats and benches are being mended, replaced, or gently retired after years of loyal service (and the occasional seagull incident).
Even the bus stops are getting a make-over, soon to be sporting a fresh coat of paint and looking like they’re ready for a good night out. Rumour has it there are plans for more benches in more places. Sitters of the village, rejoice! It’s all part of the Parish Council’s top-secret mission to make the village look less “charmingly scruffy” and more “actually quite nice.” And leading this spruce-up operation is none other than Councillor Geoff Smith, who has somehow become the Patron Saint of Seating. Geoff, we salute you—from a newly refurbished bench, of course.
FAIRLIGHT VILLAGE PEOPLE
In a bold move to tackle road safety and crime at the grassroots level, the self-styled Village People (no relation to the disco band, though I’m told there’s a cowboy hat in circulation) gathered once again at their usual haunt, the legendary Smugglers Way Bench, at 10 am last Friday, as they do every Friday. Joined by representatives from the freshly-launched Fairlight Neighbourhood Watch Online, a Parish Councillor, and two Police Community Support Officers, the meeting quickly escalated from casual chat to full-blown community summit.
High on the agenda: road safety concerns affecting children, pedestrians, and residents with disabilities. Also discussed were neighbourhood nuisances such as cold callers, scams, phone-obsessed drivers, suspected drink-drivers, and the occasional aggressive contractor who may or may not be building a small castle without permission. Despite the serious topics, attendees couldn’t help but express their frustration at the current game of “Pass the Buck” being played by various authorities, especially when it comes to enforcing speed limits and ensuring basic neighbourhood policing. “We call one department, they refer us to another, who refers us to someone else who’s on annual leave until October,” said one exasperated local.
But never fear, this is Fairlight, and no problem goes unquacked. In the most creative protest this side of the A259, the Village People are planning to raise awareness through fancy-dress duck photo booths, drawing attention to a certain controversial local construction site. The PCSOs gave the feathered action a legal thumbs-up but requested to be notified, presumably to avoid panic among confused contractors.
So whether you’re quacking in protest, standing up to scam artists, or just want to say hello at the Smugglers Way Bench, one thing is clear: Fairlight’s Village People aren’t just watching—they’re waddling into action.
And finally….
This week, our sleepy seaside village was thrust into a David Attenborough-style nature documentary, as a large and lively pod of dolphins decided to grace our shores, right off Chanel Way, no less. Locals with sea views were treated to what one resident described as “better than anything on the telly, except maybe Bake Off.”
But amidst the oohs, ahhs, and frantic fumbling for smartphone cameras, one particularly excited villager made the bold claim that he had seen an Orca, yes, an actual killer whale, swimming among the dolphins.
“Clear as day!” insisted the spotter, who wishes to remain anonymous (but we all know it was Brian from No. 36 with the massive pair of binoculars). “Big dorsal fin, black and white, I’ve watched Free Willy, I know what I saw!”
However, marine experts and just about everyone else with access to Google have poured a small tidal wave of cold water on the sighting. The only known Orcas to regularly patrol British waters belong to a tiny, tight-knit group called the West Coast Community, and they tend to stick to the far reaches of northern Scotland. It’s a bit like claiming you saw a Highland cow walking down the high street. Possible? Maybe. Likely? Not unless it was wearing sunglasses and licking on a Cornetto!
Villager and part-time sceptic, coincidentally also from No. 36, offered her own theory: “More likely he saw one of those cheeky dolphins or a seal doing a dramatic impression. Happens every time Brian forgets to clean his glasses.”
Still, Orca or no Orca, the dolphins certainly brought some excitement to the coast. And for once, the village Facebook pages were ablaze with something other than bin complaints, unwanted bonfires and lost cats.
Wildlife experts have encouraged anyone with photos or videos to share them with local conservation groups, or at the very least, double-check them before claiming to have discovered Shamu’s long-lost cousin.
Until then, the official position remains: Dolphins, yes. Orcas, hmm… possibly, but only after Brian’s third glass of rosé.
Until next time, have a great week.
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
20th June 2025
Fairlight’s flagship summer event, FAIRFEST, is set to return this Saturday, June 21st, bringing with it a packed day of live entertainment, activities, and community celebration. Taking place at Wood Field Recreation Ground from noon until dusk, this much-loved biennial festival will offer something for all ages. The day will be officially opened by Andrew Mier, the newly elected Fairlight Parish Councillor and Chair of Rother District Council. A highlight of the event will be a live performance by local favourites The Kytes, who will close out the festival in the late evening with their popular brand of music. Among the attractions on offer are the ever-popular dog show, miniature steam train rides, a bouncy castle, and have-a-go archery and tennis sessions. Local artisans will also showcase their wares at various craft stalls, while a wide selection of food and drink will be available throughout the day. The Pett Level Lifeboat team will be running a barbecue, and a fully stocked bar will be open from midday, featuring both alcoholic and non-alcoholic options. New to this year’s offerings are kegs of real ale and cider, sure to be a hit with festival-goers. While many stalls now accept card payments, organisers suggest bringing along some cash for the raffle and donation buckets. Attendees are also encouraged to bring a blanket or chair, or simply enjoy dancing to the live music in the marquee. Admission and parking are free, courtesy of the Fairlight Parish Council, and with good weather forecast, organisers are expecting a strong turnout. Fairfest remains a highlight of the local calendar, drawing residents and visitors alike for a day that celebrates the vibrant spirit of the Fairlight community.
After Saturday’s excitement, those seeking a quieter pace are invited to turn their attention to CHURCH MATTERS, with the usual services taking place across the village. Holy Communion will be at St. Andrews at 11 am, and it’s worth making a note in your diary for next Saturday, the 28th, when they will be hosting a Celtish Concert – more details on that next week.
FAIRLIGHT PARISH COUNCIL will hold its next monthly meeting on Tuesday, 24th June at 7:00 pm in the Village Hall. While members of the public are welcome to attend, residents should be aware that this is a working council meeting. Proceedings are typically formal, though by all accounts, the tone has become somewhat more relaxed under the current leadership. For those unable to attend in person, there’s now a convenient alternative. All council meetings are recorded and uploaded to YouTube, usually within a couple of days. This allows residents to stay informed about local decisions and discussions at their convenience. Fairlight Parish Council continues to encourage public engagement and transparency in local governance.
BATTERY HILL residents and commuters are raising concerns over increasing traffic dangers caused by motorists ignoring temporary traffic lights near the Southern Water reservoir. Southern Water has been carrying out more frequent maintenance and top-up operations at the site, requiring the use of large tankers that need to park safely on the roadside. To manage traffic and ensure safety for all road users and workers, temporary traffic lights have been put in place during these operations. However, reports suggest a growing number of drivers are either unaware of—or deliberately ignoring—these lights. Several near misses have been reported in recent weeks, with cars reportedly speeding through red signals, putting themselves and others at serious risk. It’s getting dangerous,” said one local resident. “You see people flying through the red lights as if they’re not even there. It’s only a matter of time before there’s a serious accident.” Authorities and residents alike are urging drivers to pay attention and respect the temporary traffic measures. After all, the rules of the road still apply—even if the lights are temporary.
To help clear up any confusion, here’s a quick refresher:
Red—that’s the top one—means Stop.
Green—at the bottom—means Go.
Simple enough. You’d have thought so, wouldn’t you? With essential utility work continuing on Battery Hill, cooperation and caution from all road users are vital. Let’s not wait for a tragedy before taking a red light seriously.
On the subject of Southern water, residents of Lower Waites Lane were surprised last week when raw sewage overflowed from a section of the local water system, raising concerns following recent infrastructure improvements. The incident occurred despite extensive work aimed at preventing such occurrences. The cause, however, was quickly identified: a blockage caused by half a building brick and a small lump of concrete that had somehow entered the system. Southern Water responded promptly, removing the debris and restoring normal service. No lasting damage was reported, and the situation is now said to be under control. While the immediate issue has been resolved, questions remain about how such foreign objects ended up in the sewer system in the first place. All answers to fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com!
CLUB NEWS
FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (MOPP) Co-ordinator Annette Holmes is away this week, but fear not—Jim Saphin will be stepping in for one week only. The club is delighted to welcome the well-known harpist Margaret Watson, who will be providing the entertainment. With her vast repertoire and engaging personality, Margaret performs and lectures across the UK. She’s certainly one you won’t want to miss! The fun kicks off at 10 am this Friday, 20th June (and every Friday), with refreshments, followed by a nutritious lunch, which this week includes sausage casserole, and for pud, jelly and ice cream.
ACTIVATE YOUTH CLUB. The Activate Management Team has announced that significant repairs and improvements are needed at the village clubhouse and is appealing to the local community for support. In response to growing concerns over the condition of the facilities, the team is inviting members, parents, friends, and residents, especially those with skills in areas such as building, carpentry, and general maintenance, to attend a community meeting. The meeting will be held at 7 pm on Wednesday, August 6th, at the clubhouse, giving attendees the chance to view the areas in need of attention and discuss how best to move forward. Anyone willing to offer assistance or advice is encouraged to attend the meeting. The team hopes that with enough local support, the project can get underway quickly and efficiently.
SPEAKER’S CORNER: After an impressive 76-year run, one of Fairlight’s longest-standing community clubs, Speaker’s Corner, has officially closed its doors. The club, originally founded as the Fairlight Literary Society, began with a focus on literature, books, and authors. Over the decades, it evolved into a much-loved local institution offering a wide range of talks on diverse and engaging topics. In the 1990s, the society was rebranded as Speaker’s Corner in an effort to modernize its image and broaden its appeal. However, despite the new name and the dedication of its organizers, the club struggled in recent years with declining membership. The decision to close was made reluctantly, after it became clear the club was no longer sustainable. Still, those who attended remember it fondly. As the village says goodbye to Speaker’s Corner, it does so with appreciation for the enrichment it brought to local life over the better part of a century.
FAIRLIGHT CHESS CLUB: As one club prepares to wind down, another is just beginning. Fairlight resident Steve Stewart is leading the charge to establish a new chess club in the village. Following a positive response to his recent call for interest, Steve is inviting residents to an informal meeting to discuss the club’s formation. The meeting will take place tomorrow, Saturday 21st, at 4 pm in the Fairlight Village Hall. All are welcome to attend, regardless of experience level. “It doesn’t matter if you’re an expert or have never played before,” Steve said. “We all have to start somewhere, so come along and have a chat.” The initiative aims to bring together chess enthusiasts of all ages in a relaxed, inclusive environment, with hopes of building a regular community event.
TLC CONTINUES WITH STYLE: Meanwhile, the Tuesday Ladies Club (TLC) continues to enjoy a full calendar of events. Members recently gathered for a delightful afternoon tea at the Fairlight Lodge Hotel. Earlier this week, their monthly meeting featured a compelling talk by Angela Hawksley, titled Living Law. The TLC’s next meeting will be held on Tuesday, July 15th, in the village hall at 2:15 pm, featuring guest speaker Peter Allen with a presentation entitled Watching the Detectives. Visitors are warmly invited to attend for a small fee of £3. Sounds like a bargain to me!
GARDENING CLUB: The Fairlight Gardening Club also remains in full bloom. At their recent gathering, popular local polymath Chris O’Donoghue returned to give a fascinating talk on designing and entering gardens in the Chelsea Flower Show. His insights into the planning, creativity, and collaboration involved were met with admiration, and he proudly shared news of his Silver Gilt award. The club’s next outing is scheduled for Monday, July 7th, with a visit to the Friary Gardeners Plant Nursery, a vibrant, community-based social enterprise that supports adults with learning disabilities and autism.
With so many community events on the horizon, it’s clear that Fairlight’s village spirit remains as strong as ever. Whether you’re a chess player, gardening enthusiast, or simply enjoy a good afternoon tea, there’s something for everyone in our wonderful village.
More updates next Friday. Until then, enjoy your weekend!
Bob Scattergood
fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
13th June 2025
Welcome to a new chapter of the Fairlight Village Voice. Keith Pollard has finally retired after an extraordinary 750 issues over 15 years. I’m sure everyone in the village joins me in thanking Keith for his incredible contribution and wishing him all the very best in his well-earned retirement. Keith’s shoes are certainly big ones to fill, but it’s a real privilege to continue the tradition. I’ll do my best to keep our community informed and connected. For those who don’t know me, I’m Bob Scattergood. I have no qualifications for this role other than having lived in Fairlight for nearly 12 years. Having recently joined “Club 70,” I’ve concluded that there’s nowhere I’d rather be than right here in this wonderful village.
So, let’s get going!
PARISH COUNCIL WELCOMES RETURNING MEMBER
In local governance news, Andrew Mier has been elected to the Fairlight Parish Council, filling the seat left vacant by the resignation of Steven Baker earlier this year. A public vote had been scheduled for June 26th, but since Andrew was the only candidate to step forward by the deadline, no election was necessary. He is therefore duly elected. Andrew brings valuable prior council experience and a strong dedication to village matters. We wish him every success in the role.
CHURCH LIFE – AND A RUMOUR LAID TO REST
St Andrew’s will hold its regular Sunday morning service at 11 am, while St Peter’s “Café Refresh” opens its doors on Thursday 19th from 10:30 am to 12 noon — offering coffee, home-made cakes, and friendly conversation. Everyone is welcome. Also at St Peter’s is the Teddies Toddler Group. This is held every Tuesday during school term, between 10:30 and 12 noon. Meanwhile, rumours about Revd. Sandi Wickens leaving the parish have been firmly laid to rest. “We love it here and have no plans to move,” she confirmed. Clear enough — and very good to hear.
FAIRFEST RETURNS TO ONE-DAY FORMAT – JUNE 21st
One of Fairlight’s flagship events, Fairfest, is back on Saturday, 21st June, at the Wood Field recreation ground. After evolving into a weekend-long celebration in recent years, this year’s event returns to its original one-day format – a classic community gathering. Festivities kick off at noon, featuring favourites like the dog show, archery, steam train rides, bouncy castle, arts & crafts stalls, a bar and BBQ, and much more. Live music begins at 6 pm, headlined by local favourites, The Kytes. Thanks to a team of tireless local volunteers, the event remains free to attend. More info: Fairfest Facebook Event
OPEN GARDENS: JULY 12th –13th
Another gem in the summer calendar is Open Gardens, taking place over the weekend of 12th –13th July, showcasing 19 private gardens across the village. Tickets are now on sale from MOPP, DISH, Hair Base, Gems Garden Centre, or by contacting: fairlightopengardens@gmail.com. More details coming soon — watch this space!
On a related note, one of the most active threads on village social media this week has been gardening! Yes, it turns out that “to mow or not to mow” and “to re-wild or to cultivate” are surprisingly hot and controversial topics. Who knew such a genteel pastime could spark such passionate debate? But then again, it’s social media — and unfortunately, Fairlight is not immune.
CLUB & COMMUNITY NEWS The Activate group is seeking bakers and helpers for their Fairfest stall. If you can contribute, contact: familyhatch1@gmail.com
A new chess group is in the process of being set up by Steve Stewart. Interested players should email m0ssr@aol.com or call Steve on 07581 305310.
Not into chess? The Cove pub is hosting a quiz night on Tuesday, 17th June at 7 pm — a classic pub quiz with a twist. Spaces fill quickly, so book ahead at info@thecovefairlight.co.uk.
The Fairlight Players are already planning their next production, Macbeth – no, not that one! This is The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswoman’s Guild Dramatic production. Auditions will take place on July 17th. If you fancy your chances on treading the boards, email them at: fairlightplayers.org.uk.
FAIRLIGHT FRIDAY LUNCH CLUB (MOPP)
There’s both sad news and good news at MOPP this week. The group recently received generous support from the Fairlight Residents Association, Hastings Lions, and the Parish Council. Sadly, we also mark the passing of long-time member and former membership secretary, Felicity Bullock, who will be fondly remembered by all. Our heartfelt condolences go out to her friends and family. Linda Bancroft will now take over the role of membership secretary. This week’s menu? Steak pie with baby potatoes, followed by jam roly-poly — hopefully with custard! (As a northerner, I believe roly-poly without custard is sacrilege. It’s like having chips without gravy!). The morning will also feature a talk from James Mountford of Gaby Hardwicke on wills and power of attorney.
HIDDEN GEM: FAIRLIGHT’S COMMUNITY WEBSITE
If you’re unsure where to find up-to-date local information on events, clubs, or contacts, try the Fairlight Focus website: https://fairlight.org.uk Despite being an excellent and comprehensive resource, it remains surprisingly underused. Give it a try — you may find exactly what you’re looking for.
If you’d like to contribute, share an event, or offer feedback, please get in touch: fairlightvillagevoice@gmail.com
Until next time, have a great week!